Homeless

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"Hobo" redirects here. Please abstain from putting it in the "See Also" section.

Will work for kung-fu.

Your typical homeless person.

Truth.

Homeless is a broad term used to describe someone who is a drug user, rapist or a luser. Not to be confused with Niggers, they can be found living on streets corners or spending quality time trying to steal things from the nearest 7-11. Also called Hobos, they will most likely end up being whores or politicians, and are usually considered hippies. Hoboness is a common fate for most emo kids, fags, crazy people and fucktards. It is also widely known that hobos are highly flammable, thus making a terrific fire during the cold nights.

You will almost certainly become homeless when your parents get sick of supporting you.

If you have the proper mix of cheap whiskey, hard drugs and spare change, homeless people can be encouraged to do most anything for your amusement. Some might say that this is cruel exploitation of fellow human beings, but this is patently absurd since hobos, like niggers, do not actually qualify as people.

Axl Rose will be a homeless by the time of 2014 See video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTaDoUJ4XR0

Homeless James Bond

Homeless James Bond is a popular 2-part internet video series. Homeless James Bond vs. The Volcano is made by some other person and is complete fail.

The somewhat funny 2-part series while at first seeming to satirize James Bond, is in fact filled with cracks about the homeless. Like how the homeless, when begging, instead of saying it's because they're homeless, obvious homeless-looking people use the "my car ran out of gas and my children are inside". Or how the squeegee guys are supposed to make windshields dirtier instead of cleaner.

warning: the sound on these videos sucks

http://www.break.com/index/homeless-james-bond.html (part one)
http://www.break.com/index/homeless-james-bond-part-2.html (part two)

Hobo Constitution

"The Constitution of Retribution:

We the fortunate few of the streets everywhere have bonded ourselves together in a mutual spirit of love and understanding, corresponding and ministering together for our physical, mental, and spiritual needs with surprising results. The secrets we anxiously await to share from the abundance and vastness of our inseparable spirit we created and hold among us.
Freedom we have found, unlimited now we await patiently for your participation in our re-creation. Join in the turning away and stepping out.

Hope: Is the anchor instills in us the desire for freedom
Faith: is the execution of our truth
Love: is the foundation of our power

A Wise Man Plays The Fool:

Many of us little peoples numbers grow for various reasons.
Often economical. The gap between the rich and the poor widens.
Putting so heavy of a burden on our backs that they are broken.
Well, we do not accept their bullshit, we refuse to be slaves in their business and factories for a mere pittance. We are often confronted assailed, and oppressed by those who think they own these streets.
Well, they got another thing coming. We WILL all learn to live and cooperate together or things will have to start all over again. The time is coming sooner than we may think.

Will Rock Worlds Proclamation.

Put forth our hands in the doorways of domination and knock down the walls of our admiration and join in respect of our integrity. Tend to the needs of our entirety, ignore no longer the destiny of our environment, allot ourselves the answers to our involvement, reinstate and attempt to question the proposal of our purpose, welcome upon our conquest to the celebration of our victory."