Homeless
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Homeless is a term to describe someone who is a drug user, rapist or a luser. Oftentimes they can be found living on a street corner or spending quality time trying to steal things from 7-11. Oftentimes they will end up being a prostitute or a politician, and usually in some way are considered hippies. It is a common fate for most emo kids, fags, crazy people and fucktards. It is also widely known that homeless people are very flammable, thus making a terrific fire during the cold nights.
You will almost certainly become homeless when your parents get sick of supporting you.
If you have the proper mix of cheap whiskey, hard drugs and spare change, homeless people can be encouraged to do most anything for your amusement. Some might say that this is cruel exploitation of fellow human beings, but this is patently absurd since the homeless, being dead on the inside, do not actually qualify as people.
Axl Rose will be a homeless by the time of 2014
See video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTaDoUJ4XR0
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[edit] Homeless James Bond
Homeless James Bond is a popular 2-part internet video series. "Homeless James Bond vs. The Volcano" is made by some other person and is complete fail.
The good 2-part series while at first seeming to satirize James Bond, is in fact filled with cracks about the homeless. Like how the homeless, when begging, instead of saying it's because they're homeless, obvious homeless-looking people use the "my car ran out of gas and my children are inside". Or how the squeegee guys are supposed to make windshields dirtier instead of cleaner.
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 Homeless people live for our amusement. |
