From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Whatever helps your pedo ass sleep at night.
HitmanN (also known as Harmonist11) is a devianTARTlet from Finland who draws self-proclaimed "cute and sexy" art that he staunchly denies is perverted, dirty, or hentai in any way. What he REALLY draws is lolicon, but he thinks by slapping large globe-like tits on all his characters he can pass them off as 18 year olds. Despite claiming his art isn't dirty, he's a celebrated hentai artist with over 9000 of the filthiest, most lopsided pics you've ever seen. See the Wall of Shame.
[edit] The "Art"
This is just CUTE. It's NOT perverted. And she's 18! I swear!
HitmanN draws the same shit over and over and over: An obviously underage girl with giant boobs in a provocative pose and with the same gooey pasted on I'm-a-Caucasian-attempting-to-mimic-anime face with varying hairstyles and clothing (or none at all).
Despite this HitmanN constantly insists his art isn't perverted, it's just the people looking at it who are. He reacts poorly when he's called out as the sick fuck he is or to any artistic critique, especially when someone points out all the girls he draws look exactly the fucking same.
It doesn't help that his skill level is nonexistent and even a 13 year old could do better with MS Paint. HitmanN likes to call himself a professional, which is a lie as it's clear from the terrible anatomy in his drawings that he's never even seen a woman naked before, and he never will because no girl wants to date an ugly basement dweller who draws hentai for a living and gets shit-all money for it. Rumor is he lives with his mom and she probably doesn't know how much of a twisted lulser of a pedophile her son is, shame on you hitmanN.
"Critiques depress meh!" :-(
In a vain attempt to show what a smug faggot he is HitmanN also had his own "fan stamps" created for his sick pleasure on devianTART. He proudly displays them on his userpage like rare jewels but for some reason if you click on the stamp to see the creators' comments these "artworks" have mysteriously disappeared without an explanation. Perhaps the people who created such asspattery realized who HitmanN was, and deleted that shit without thinking twice. Congratulations, you are one step closer to becoming a normal person!
[edit] Responses to Criticism
As you might imagine, HitmanN does not respond to criticism well. Where I could go on for a long sarcastic meme-laden paragraph about it, I think his own words and whining speak for themselves:
She's in college! This is not a little girl! And it's not
hentai! What's wrong with you RUDE people!?
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Oh lawdy, here it comes. First of all the small body structure and young looking-face points to her looking or BEING underaged. The only thing you did differently was slapping giant boobs on them. It doesn't make them 21. That still can be considered as LOLICON or pedophilia but giving them a fetish twist. It's likes drawing a baby with breast the size of basketballs, but it doesn't make them 18, now does it? No. If people masturbates over an underaged-looking individual it is still considered pedophilia. People are getting orgasms from child-like characters that uses a fetish for giant boobs.
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*sigh* how typical. You're not worth my time.
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[edit] HAY HITMANN I HEARD U DN LIKE CRITS
If HitmanN whines about this just tell him an "art teacher" with way too much time on their hands corrected and "red-lined" these selected submissions.
WARNING: fucking TL;DR
Forgot to add that the torso is too small, or maybe we ran out of room to write it.
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Hunger strike would be right, lol.
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Two animal ears is NOT super kawaii desu
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It is now blatantly obvious
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HitmanN strongly believes defying the laws of gravity is sexy and cute ^_^ *VOMIT*
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The way this loli is drawn actually makes her look fat, quick, she needs cake. Oh and the eyes are too close together.
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HitmanN likes to draw HUGE features and also extremely tiny ones in contrast, this is made of fail and lack of anatomical skills that professional artists attain.
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[edit] HitmanN KNOWS Mangas
So not
loli! And it's not perverted! You just have dirty thoughts!
Even though she looks like she stepped right out of Bondage Fairies, this is NOT
hentai. It's just cute! Did I mention she's 18?
Dat be loli in hitman's faves.
HitmanN tried to defend his obviously pedophilic art in this rather lulzy conversation
Warning TL;DR:
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I just need to say something...
Your girls are disturbingly young looking...their features are like children, chubbier and shorter, and their eyes are HUGE and googly-and i know this is the anime style, but they are overly large and take up more than half the face, as would be expressed on an anime CHILD's face...Ew. You're good at drawing boobs, and you're good at drawing children. DON'T PUT THEM TOGETHER.
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I guess you haven't seen much different anime and manga series, because there are many that have same eye size applied for characters of all ages, and I mean even larger eyes than in my art. The problem isn't that the eyes on my characters are like childs', the problem is that you associate them with the limited amount of different styles that you have seen. Yes, it IS common to have larger eyes on younger characters, but it is in no way a standard. You should really consider being a bit more open for different styles, and not just the most popular ones.
And being a short and 'chubby' guy myself, I guess I enjoy using my art as means to literally express myself. Nothing to do with age. I'm simply not fan of the most common 'extra-slim' styles used in anime.
It's a personal style, so you may or may not like it... but it's wrong to associate it with something else or assume things about it based on what you've seen before. I'm not trying to be like other artists, I'm not trying to copy existing styles. I'm trying to be ME and do my things.
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I understand that-er, at least to a degree, but the fact that i HAVE seen other styles and they ALSO look like children with enormous breasts and butts doesn't help any. The point i'm trying to make is that while you are expressing yourself, what some people may perceive is child pornography. Now, i don't mean as to use such a strong term, but from what i HAVE seen through the world of anime, i saw your art and decided that i had better make a statement toward a rising artist, rather than a guy who has already made millions off of his-er-horny little girls, no offense.
Another thing i must add, is that the words "cute" and "sexy" together, simply don't work in my dictionary. Think about it. I think puppies and kittens are cute, but i sure as hell don't want to screw them. I think little five year old girls and boys are cute-but lordy, hell no! I don't know about men, but i don't see cute things and suddenly feel the urdge to "do it" with it.
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Cute and sexy work together brilliantly. From what you said, I get the impression that in your opinion, once you're an adult, you can't be cute anymore. Makes no sense, right? Right.
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Sexy is not something you want to have S-E-X with. I'm sorry if my mind isn't as perverted (not meant as such a strong term, obviously) as yours, but sexy is something that you feel attracted to. Cars are often called sexy, for example, but I doubt anyone is attempting to 'screw' them. Perhaps you are confusing erotic and sexy here. Erotic is something that is sexual, and something you probably wouldn't mind having S-E-X with. Sexy is what is good-looking and attractive.
And really... if anything that is sexy is something you want to 'ravage in bed', I'd be worried for you. Besides, why does every act of sex have to be 'ravaging' and raping? Since when did people stop 'making love' to each other?!
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You're totally (again, not to use such a strong word) lacking the open mind for different aspects of the issues at hand here. Think about it. If artists wouldn't combine different styles together, this whole website would be, let's face it, boring and unoriginal as hell. I've chosen my favorite aspects of anime art and am using them as I personally see fit, instead of copying someone else. You or anyone else can't change that, because I'm not doing the art for you.
I admit, you're not the only one that has mentioned this... but since it's only about one person out of a thousand, any problems obviously aren't at my end.
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Read the entire conversation here
[edit] Response to this Article
After some troll on DevianTART sent Hitmann a note laughing at him over this article, he and all his fanfags got butthurt and started complaining over on his forum. One fanfag even made him a vanity article on Wikipedia to counter his ED one and for him to crawl into like a hugbox. It was quickly smacked down within days.
Let's watch out for Talon though. He's an ATTORNEY AT E-LAW and already planning to bring ED down forever using the DMCA and his infinite knowledge of copyright laws.
[edit] Art thief
And it doesn't matter anyway, because while HitmanN enjoys drawing loli he also likes stealing art. One Anon discovered this on a nice summer afternoon, gave HitmanN some evidence and was stunned by his defense.
Lets look on shall we...
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An original sketch by Shunya with the EXACT same glasses, dated back to 2006.
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HitmanN changed a few details such as the hair, collar and added a sloppy background so he could have people fooled, do you think this justifies it? you decide. Only a sane person would tell him he's a common thief.
Read original conversation WARNING: TL;DR
[edit] Wall of Shame
CUTE, NOT DIRTY
CUTE, NOT DIRTY
CUTE, NOT DIRTY
CUTE, NOT DIRTY
CUTE, NOT DIRTY
CUTE, NOT DIRTY
CUTE, NOT DIRTY
As evidenced here HitmanN is known as Harmoist11 on hArtists.com where he spends most of his time drawing hardcore porn of not-lolis. A clever anon discovered a way to gain access to his hA profile, even though HitmanN stopped directly linking to it. You can visit his profile and troll the fuck outta it, but you gotta create an account first, he's scared of anon and disabled anonymous comments, faggot.
Here's a sampling, and remember, it's cute and sexy but it's NOT DIRTY (it's also not loli, guys, for srs):
"Oh dear, the yummy is all over my face now."
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Rape. Women always enjoy it in the end.
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HitmanN makes a deep and serious statement about why it's a bad idea to fuck a chiropractor.
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The only thing women love more than rape is anal rape.
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Totally not loli you guys.
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Also totally not loli despite the fact they're all schoolkids.
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An incomprehensible dissection of HitmanN's butthurt over critiques of his porn.
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Why does everything sexual have to lead to a hard-on or getting laid or sex or whatever? To put it bluntly, you can't watch porn just for the interest of watching people have sex? As usual, cars are a good comparison. Just because someone draws a car, it doesn't mean that they're intent on becoming race drivers or car mechanics or have even any interest in driving cars. They just like looking at cars and drawing them. Why can't the same apply to nudity with a more sexual tone? I'm just amazed how narrow-sighted some people are about these things.
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[edit] Quotes
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Some people know about this, some people don't, but as far as I'm concerned, I don't care if the info is shared on hArtists.
My non-hentai and ecchi stuff can be found at deviantART: http://hitmann.deviantart.com
Harmonist11 is my artist name on the hentai scene, while HitmanN is my user and artist name everywhere else. I've been keeping a low profile about this, because people tend to think that once an artist has drawn porn somewhere, everything they make everywhere else is porn too, which obviously isn't the case. People on hArtists are obviously fine with the art HitmanN does, but many people on deviantART wouldn't be happy to see what Harmonist11 does, so that scene doesn't need to know about this stuff. If they find out some way (like the ED article about me), then so be it. I'm not hiding the hentai stuff ... So, what I'm trying to say is, feel free to talk about HitmanN on hArtists or other hentai communities. But please don't talk about HitmanN and Harmonist11 as same person on deviantART. Any comments about Harmonist11 or hArtists on my deviantART pages will be hidden. Simple and fair enough, right?
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[edit] The Purpose of HitmanN's Art Revealed
TL;DR Summary: I'm ugly, I never leave my mom's basement, I want a hawt girl friend with no social life and I draw loli.
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