HTS-Noob

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The man himself (Sean Twist)

This is an epic saga of a young, 15 year old boy who posted on the Totse forums as 'HTS-Noob' discovering his anus with an everyday highlighter. Eventually he had to go to the hospital to get it removed, on the bill of Canada's free healthcare. This is his story...

Alright, there's a highlighter stuck in my ass

Initial reports:

LOL TOTSE WAT DO I DO?

In response to PICS OR GTFO	Apparently highlighters make good dildos.	Lulz hurts.	How would you explain it to your mom?
It's in thar deep	DON'T CRY! TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!	An elaborate map of HTS-Noob's anus. See also, Time Cube.	At least he's honest.
FISSION MAILED	BAAAWWWW I'M TOO HARDCORE FOR MY MOM!!!1!

The Operation

LOLOL teh drugz were worth it - Typical totse behavior.

More lulz

Telling mother.

HTS-Noob is now a local celebrity on totse ever since the illustrious 'highlighter incident'.

HTS-Noob vs chunt

Last Thursday totse user chunt decided he didn't like HTS-Noob, and since they lived near each other decided he wanted to start a fight. Everyone in Spurious Generalities predicted failure, and what happened wasn't far from the truth.

chunt doing some innocent trolling.	EN GARDE!	High noon at the OK corral.	They shall fight for internets honor!
Tickets sold out for this event.	lol wut	self-pwnt.	"Where did the last 6 hours of my life go?"
Buy pens highlighters, stick 'em in your pooper.

What really happened? Cunt and 4 other totseans showed up first, then HTS-Noob showed up completely fucked up on DXM and cunt experienced troll's remorse. He didnt want to beat him up, so they all decided to hang out on the beach. Later they went to a bar (Although HTS is underage) where they all got drunk enough to think some barfly was Jeff Hunter.

See Also

• Totse
• Dildo
• Idiot
• Retard
• In the ass
• StarCadet

External Links

• Add him on MSN at hts_noob@hotmail.com!

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