Sea nigger
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A sea nigger, known to leftards as a Pacific Islander, is a species of ape known to inhabit places most people consider paradise. Of course, the presence of these normally overweight, smelly creatures ruins the environment, making the South Pacific (Hawaii included) an inhospitable and unenjoyable place for tourists everywhere. However, sea niggers still try to promote their homelands through the tourism industry (well, the few that work do), hoping to lure unsuspecting white people to their cultural celebrations so they can be cooked and served for dinner.
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Sea Nigger Culture
Sea nigger culture is, though commonly perceived as complex, quite simple and stupid. Since most sea niggers are too lazy to get jobs, they sit around all day and occasionally forage for food. This is, of course, when they aren't otherwise occupied kidnapping and eating tourists or passing out drunk on the beach. Sea niggers are known perverts, and will stalk white women from a distance before raping them since, unlike actual niggers, they often don't have the balls to go through with it. Sea niggers often engage in strange rituals that involve nudity, chanting, and hopping around a fire pit. Some argue these customs were passed down from their ancestors, niggers.
Sea niggers, since they are poor, cannot afford internets. However, it is quite unlikely that any could comprehend the series of tubes even if it was presented to them due to their retardation.
Sea niggers also like to surf, and think this is an excuse for not working. It isn't.
Hawaiian Dicking
Despite their inherent stupidity and inability to use the internet, sea niggers are responsible for the creation of exactly less than three memes. This meme describes the imminent raep of a person by a horny sea nigger, and using this meme on a a sea nigger will likely result in either an enthusiastic reaction or they will assume you were referring to yourself. In the latter case, become an hero so you don't end up being anally violated and roasted alive.
Sea Nigger Food
Sea niggers have voracious appetites, and their feeding habits prove this. This is likely one reason why most are as fat as they are, either that or they're all bums, which is also true.
People
Sea niggers, continuing the proud tradition of the Maori, lure white people to their festivals with the promise of tits. However, instead of seeing the promised tits, the white people are promptly killed then roasted over an open fire until medium rare. Then the bodies are taken down, the flesh gets cut off, and is served on skewers. One human feeds approximately eight sea niggers.
PuuPuu Platters
Of course, no meal is complete without a tray full of fish, watermelonz, crab and coconut crap. Stay away from this sea nigger cuisine at all costs, it will likely prove harmful if you are of a genetically superior race.
Luaus
A luau is a sea nigger circle jerk. Normally luaus involve some sort of insane chanting, dancing around a fire, and Moonspeak. Often, humans are cooked at luaus when food is served, otherwise, they assume a cat is fine too. Also, since their homeworlds are so unnaturally fucking hot, sea niggers cook some meat underground, using banana leaves to construct a makeshift oven. This is done because no sea nigger has enough money to afford an oven, or even a well-constructed dwelling for that matter.
Types of Sea Niggers
Sea niggers come in numerous varieties, none of which are distinguishable from the others. All forms of this species are easily identified by their bad breath, large waistlines, dark skin, and small cocks, not to mention Azn-esque noses.
Hawaiians
This subspecies is best known for their leis an the infamous expression "you got leid". Their women dance around in bikinis made from coconuts, hoping to attract the attention of white men. If this tactic succeeds, the Hawaiian will then proceed to steal hundreds of dollars from the man in exchange for showing her tits. The Hawaiian Sea Nigger is pathologically lazy, so lazy in fact that they WON'T learn English, even though their welfare checks are written in English. Hawaiian Sea Niggers speak a form of Ebonics known as "pidgin", which is so simple, ugly and stupid-sounding, it makes Snoop Dog sound like an English professor.
Samoans
Samoans, more accurately, Samorons, are known for their hospitality. Most are Christian, though they engage in the same insane rituals most of their Pagan brethren do. Wikipedia mentions that most Samoron 13-year-old boys try too hard to be actual niggers.
Tongans
Tongans are known for being fat. In fact, 92 percent of Tongan adults over the age of 30 are obese. A large percentage of them are Mormon.
Ni-Vanuatu
Vanuatu's breed of sea niggers think they're special, so they gave themselves a faggoty name instead of going by something simply and American, like Vanuatians. Vanuatu is only known because a season of Survivor was filmed on that hellhole island. Ni-Vanuatu drink a lot of kava.
