Hard Gay
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Hooooooo!!!!
Razor Ramon, as he was known, donned some black PVC and was born as Hard Gay. Ecstatic, he ran out onto the street and started emitting his gay mating call, Hooooo!!, humping every man that responded. This culminated in a cocksucking rampage that encompassed all of Tokyo, as well as much of Englandistan.
He then traveled all over Japan by TV, turning every man on the entire island gay despite there being millions of stumpy-legged domineering azn chicks. In regards to this, he's often called "The Johnny Appleseed of Gayness".
Sad Truth
Hard Gay was cured of his faggotry by Jesus, and he married a swimsuit model. Looking back, he claims he has no regrets, and is quoted as saying, "I'd still do it for the lulz." That hasn't stopped him from a slashin' and a burnin' everything associated with his fame, in an "IRL DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING" rampage of sorts.
A couple of better photos are still on-line, but HG's management company is determined to facilitate his reinvention, by any means necessary.
External Links
- Some photos, user-created content
- Flash Animation, created by a 13 year old boy
- Some fanboy merchandise
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