Haldir whore

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Do not look into its eyes; it only seeks to consume you

Our newest contestant!

AKA Tori-chan, according to her myspace, is some attention whore on the intarwebs who has has diagnosed herself with asperger's syndrome. She uses this to justify her penchant for posing as a fat Sailor Moon character (not to be confused with an ass pirate). Do not allow anywhere near food.

1 Swears she looks like Sailor Uranus
2 The Trolling
3 Fun Facts
4 External Links

[edit] Swears she looks like Sailor Uranus

o rly srsly. According to her myspace, "Yep! I'm an avid cosplayer. I dunno, everyone says I look like Haruka/Sailor Uranus from Sailor Moon." Hate to break it to you but everyone is lying to you. Also, like most wapanese she butchers the Japanese and Korean language mercilessly. Experts theorize that this is due to her double chins restricting the movement near her mouth. She wants to form a J-Rock band so she can be the screamer like Tatsurou or Kyo or Gacchan.

[edit] The Trolling

It's never a bad time for product placement

Upon discovery of this LJ, members of #ed immediately created comments such as the ever-hilarious, "KILL IT WITH EXERCISE." Also, some trolls photoshopped the disgusting images, which spawned even more lulz. Haldir's internet girlfriend, Myztic_Beauty, an equally repulsive cosplay freak, defended Haldir to the death, telling the trolls that they were cruel and evil for doing what they did and, get this, that they needed to get a life. LOL.