HTS-Noob
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
This is an epic saga of a young, 15 year old boy who posted on the Totse forums as 'HTS-Noob' discovering his anus with an everyday highlighter. Eventually he had to go to the hospital to get it removed, on the bill of Canada's free healthcare. This is his story...
Alright, there's a highlighter stuck in my ass
Initial reports:
LOL TOTSE WAT DO I DO?
 In response to PICS OR GTFO |
 Apparently highlighters make good dildos. |
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 It's in thar deep |
 DON'T CRY! TAKE IT LIKE A MAN! |
 An elaborate map of HTS-Noob's anus. See also, Time Cube. |
 At least he's honest. |
 FISSION MAILED |
 BAAAWWWW I'M TOO HARDCORE FOR MY MOM!!!1! |
The Operation
LOLOL teh drugz were worth it - Typical totse behavior.
 More lulz |
 Telling mother. |
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HTS-Noob is now a local celebrity on totse ever since the illustrious 'highlighter incident'.
HTS-Noob vs chunt
Last Thursday totse user chunt decided he didn't like HTS-Noob, and since they lived near each other decided he wanted to start a fight. Everyone in Spurious Generalities predicted failure, and what happened wasn't far from the truth.
 chunt doing some innocent trolling. |
 EN GARDE! |
 High noon at the OK corral. |
 They shall fight for internets honor! |
 Tickets sold out for this event. |
 lol wut |
 self-pwnt. |
 "Where did the last 6 hours of my life go?" |
 Buy |
What really happened? Cunt and 4 other totseans showed up first, then HTS-Noob showed up completely fucked up on DXM and cunt experienced troll's remorse. He didnt want to beat him up, so they all decided to hang out on the beach. Later they went to a bar (Although HTS is underage) where they all got drunk enough to think some barfly was Jeff Hunter.
See Also
External Links
- Add him on MSN at hts_noob@hotmail.com!
