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Grudgewank

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Grudgewank is that urge, that flaming desire that rises up in some people.

It is the urge to bring down someone or several someones because they made you hurt or offended over something that happened a long ass time ago.


Signs of someone bearing Grudgewank

  • A single incident magically becomes "all the time" or becomes an extreme, unforgivable crime that sparks an intense vendetta for no reason
  • Making things up about the person(s) in question
  • Making exaggerated claims of rightfulness to be hurt about made up things
  • Telling everyone on your LiveJournal or MySpace blog about this incident, then rallying their support and feeding them more lies to keep them convinced
  • Leading some kind of self-righteous crusade to destroy everything you don't like, while everyone loses sight of what exactly started the grudgewank to begin with.

Possible cures include ignoring wankers and acting pleasant instead of crying about it.

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