Greece
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Greece is widely known for other countries stealing its history, land, and hairy women. Greeks (especially philosophers) invented many ED concepts you see here today, such as lulz, Greek superiority to "barbarians", Spartans, your mom, Goat Sex, The Odyssey, leetness, paedophilia, democracy and moar (yes, they invented that, too).
Greece and Ancient Rome are often mistaken for one another. this is a mistake made by fucktards who don't know shit about history. Dirty dagos copied everything from the Greeks anyway.
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Greece & Religion
Ancient Greece had shitloads of Gods who indulged in incest, rape, bestiality, pedophilia, and homosexuality. These Gods however fell under teh power of the one true God today worshipped by millions. One of the most famous greed Gods was Pan - the original furry - who would go around merrily raping both man and beast, and introduced masturbation to humanity.
Today the Greek Orthodox church refuses to accept the existence of cows, leading to the Greek belief that everything under the sun should be made from goat milk.
Greek history
At least 100 years ago, ancient Greece was divided into several provinces, much like Canadia. The two main provinces were Athens and Sparta. Athenians are most remembered for having been trolled by Socrates, as well as their love of art, philosophy, and gay sex. Spartans are most remembered for love of warfare' and more gay sex, particularly orgies. Being kickass niggers, the Spartans actually banned every major occupation which was not directly involved in or beneficial to the military, and being paranoid gangstas, they spent quite a bit of time sitting on their well-sculpted yet useless asses, worrying about what their mothers would say if they raped the neighbors. Occasionally the Greeks would take time out from pwning women's assholes in favor of pwning the Persians, and the Egyptians. The historical record "300" shows the Greeks pwning the Persians during the war of Ninjas vs. Pirates.
This led to much drama and emo tearz from later artists longing to bring back ancient Greece, or at least longing for buttsex.
Greeks may as well have invented furry when they decided to dress up as a horse and pwned Troy.
During the medieval times the Greeks established the Byzantine Empire and all of its emperors were named Constantine Konstantine.
From 1453 until the late 1800s Greece was a slave of the nasty Turks. They were erased from the existence and constantly raped by those damn Turks until a few of them used their gangstanes to fight back against those bastards. "Greece even lost their little gay island Cyprus against Turks in the modern history." Fuck this, Greece lost nothing. Cyprus is Greek. Wait, they did lose Constantinople and will never, ever get it back.
Greeks are known thieves of culture and have even stolen Turkish Delight and tried to call it cyprus delight, they also stole the famous cheese HELIM and pretended to invent it calling it halloumi they did the same with Cacik which they stole and called tzatki, they all deserve to die and get raped by zeus.
Greeks are getting even with the Turks by stealing their cheese and candy.
Trolling Greeks
- Tell him that he will never, ever get Thrace or Anatolia back(Which was never theirs to begin with actually.), EVAR.
- Tell him that he probably fucks goats.
- Tell him he's an Athenian boy-lover.
- Quote The 300.
- Ask him if he's a Turk.
- Ask him if he's a Dago.
- Ask him if he's an Armenian.
- Ask him if he's an inbred German racist.
- Tell him that Hagia Sophia was just a barn before the Turks captured it.
- Ask him if he wears a toga.
Famous Greeks
Testimony to the fact Greeks invented homosexuality. Consists of many well-toned, scatily-clad slick men in skirts fighting and hacking at one another. Also, nipples.
One of the world's first trolls who was forced to become an hero.
Does not live up to the legend.
Wrote the Iliad and other Epic poetry, though some argue he never existed.
Philippos of Greece and Denmark: Inbred. German. Racist. That's about it.
Greek Sex
Greek (noun) Adjective (Gayreek): Creators of everything gay.
Greeks invented homosexuality (including the occassional shota) and sex with animals. Women get to be raped and should be fucking grateful men even pay attention to them when they could have a hot man hole or some knotty dick. When nothing else is available wanking is also an option.
Greek women are basically men who had a sex change, which would explain their vast amounts of body hair and their massive nose. Hell, the men are more feminine anyway which is why they do each other.
Some argue that had the empire not fallen, the greeks would have invented the internet and the various horrors found on 4chan, furaffinity and R@ygold would have been the norm. Which is already the case for certain people.
Greece today
Even though Greece is still located on the same peninsula next to Italy, recent polls show that at least 90% of USAns believe that the Greeks have died out and that the only ones left are Cindy Margolis and Hercules. W believes it is inhabited by Grecians.
Its also no great secret that modern day Greeks cant drive worth a shit and are probably the worst (right behind Azns) at doing so.
This is what you'd normally see if you go visit Greece..
Greece: Producing inbred German racists since 1921!*
- Denmark helped!
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