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Got my girlfriend to model for my car

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The original thread has been deleted, but here is a spoof of the original. The OP shown is exactly the same as the O-OP (yeah you know me).
The original thread has been deleted, but here is a spoof of the original. The OP shown is exactly the same as the O-OP (yeah you know me).
DEAR GOD
DEAR GOD
Riker is sad
Riker is sad
FIXED!!! OM NOM NOM NOM
FIXED!!! OM NOM NOM NOM
OH SHI-
OH SHI-
The animated series
The animated series
Typical reaction.
Typical reaction.
The fugly will not end!
The fugly will not end!
Why so hideous?
Why so hideous?
Yes, you can.
Yes, you can.
They ALL do not want!
They ALL do not want!
lollers
lollers
Maximum Overdrive fugliness.
Maximum Overdrive fugliness.
LOLZ
LOLZ
Fffuuuuuuuu
Fffuuuuuuuu
 
“ 		 
My girlfriend is the most beautiful creature in the world. You guys don't know what you're talking about.
  		„
 

—GPx

"Got my girlfriend to model for my car (PICS)" is the subject line of the most viewed thread ever on Bodybuilding.com.

On Nov 6, 2008, user GPx posted pics of his Doonesbury-eyed "girlfriend" modeling for his Acura Integra in the MISC forum. Although from the OP it was obvious that he is trolling, in only three days the thread ballooned to a 1,800 reply epic saga with photoshops and people making fun of the poor woman fugliest woman OTI, and over 4 million views from around the world, making it the forum's most popular thread of all time [1].

As of December 1, 2008, the thread has been deleted. We all took myspace screencaps, but like grade-A morons it didn't occur to us to archive the OP.

Contents

Thread timeline

  1. OP posts some pix.
  2. Someone says "first".
  3. OP posts second batch of pics, confesses to frauding in whitetext so most people don't notice.
  4. Plenty of people shit bricks.
  5. photoshops start.
  6. Second person claims to be Ellie's real boyfriend, posts what appears to be original content.
  7. n00bs from other forums come in.
  8. Ellie makes her MySpace private.
  9. Dude admits to not being her real BF [2].
  10. 4chan alerted, epic fail guy signs up [3].
  11. First white knights appear [4][5] [6].
  12. Forum infrastructure unable to deliver:


13. Thread locked :(
14. Thread deleted, lol.

Meet Ellie

The most beautiful thing in the world.

UMMM....

FIXED

MySpace screen shots

At first, Ellie made her MySpace private. After another day of mockery and endless friend requests, she made her page public again. Lulz archivists hurried to take screen shots before she changed her mind again:

MySpace front page

joke's on you! blog entry

"last words" blog entry

"one more thing" page 1

"one more thing" page 2

Highlights from an entry

  • "NEWSFLASH: I don't care whichever you think!! Everybody is entitled to their own opinion and I respect that."
  • "How about....a ****in' life, people?"
  • "I must admit, the photo shopped pictures seriously made me laugh and forward them to some friends of mine. Kudos to you photo shop artists. "

Sorry, "brah". Reverse psychology isn't gonna work this time.

PROTIP: don't claim not to care what ppl think in the middle of writing a full page message. It's too obvious.

Potable Quotables

White Knighting for grade D pussy:

 
“ 		 
I honestly think your very pretty. The random internet dudes who are all virgins, wish they could come close to a woman of your caliber
  		„
 

—Jason Fattyfuck..

 
“ 		 
I'm nobody's white knight, but the stuff was pretty fucked up, and I don't doubt for a second that you are probably pretty cool.

You're a pretty damn good lookin' girl

Fuck 'em.
 

„
 

—HULK THRASH!

 
“ 		 
Stop your lying. You know damn well that you don't think that she's pretty. You're either tryin to hit that or cyber with her, though knowing what she looks like, you must be pretty desperate if you want either.

People have to learn that if you post pics on the web, well, prepare for the worst.
 

„
 

—Waiting For The Free Handouts

Pwnt from the mouth of babes:

 
“ 		 
you know what i think is ridiculous?

the fact that you say all of those threads don't bother you, yet you adress them in TWO different blogs.

quit pretending to be strong by telling people they're ignorant, you aren't hurting their feelings. ignoring the situation would be the thing to make you seem strong.

im a sophomore in HIGH SCHOOL and i realize this, but you don't? wow.
 

„
 

—jessicalavon

One poster ventures a scholarly theory:

 
“ 		 
Looks like she was sodomized by the ugly stick.


And after the stick was done, he smoked a cigarette while he called over his friends, borderline disfigured stick and Jesus WTF is that stick. Then borderline disfigured stick and Jesus WTF is that stick double penetrated her anally while ugly stick throat fcked her.
 

„
 

—EnergyTurtle

Fun facts

fact.
fact.
Reaction guys version.
Reaction guys version.
  • 50% of the thread is reposting.
  • When responding to the thread, quote the first post for extra lulz.
  • OP is now asking for donations "for the lulz": "DONATE MONEYS 4 THE LULZ FROM EPIC THREAD @ JPIK2003@GMAIL.COM" (from his signature).
  • Everyone on bodybuilding.com says "brah".


Gallery of fugly

Page one

Which one is your girlfriend?

FIX'D.

Another fixt!

DO NOT WANT.

Its a trap!

Replacement for pain series.

Eerily similar.

Subtle

Ellie Cobblepot

Your fugliness is killing the wildlife.

ugh

SWATed. An hero might be better though.

Strangely Attractive.

Doin it right / thread saved.

Yet another Fixt!

the opposite of fixt

five dollar foot long

DEAR GOD

Seinfeld! Table four!

why Michael Jackson wears sunglasses.

mini unrelated lulz almost lost in epic thread.

Ellie Wetmore

Her first (and last) cover photo.

But my god they soon will

A typical reaction.

YouTubes

Be afraid.
Be afraid.
Mecha-Ellie
Mecha-Ellie
On Model Makeover
On Model Makeover

See Also

External links

  • Ellie's MySpace (set to private as of yesterday) Public again! Private once more. Public for 12thteenth time. Nope, Ellie is private again. PUBLIC! Make up your mind bitch. Public profile, but private pictures. Deleted.


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