Prime Minister G rdon Brown

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Brown removes Tony Blair from office.

Oh yeah, that's who he reminded me of.

Gordon Brown is the new Prime Minister of Great Britain and is ~~George Bush's latest worst nightmare~~ not that good tbh.

Gordon Brown and his rent boy, President of France Nicholas Sarkozy, caught embracing in one last kiss outside Number 10 after a night of hawt buttsecks.

Brown is a dour Scotsman who succeeded former PM for Life Tony Blair last Thursday, after killing him and his family as they got home from church. Brown then made his way to the houses of parliament where he initiated the Parliamentry Massacre of '07, killing a record 936 MPs, along with a group of visiting school-children, in a bizzare scottish ritual. He mutilated and sexually assaulted the corpses before painting pentograms and biblical verses on the walls in their blood. The ritual lasted several hours. He then climbed to the top of Big Ben, still clutching the spleen of Tony Blair, and let out a primeval roar. After ten years of waiting, contemplating, he had finally done it. He was the new king of England.

He has ~~openly~~ not really stated that under his watch, there will be no moar kissing of W's arse and/or rolling over for his master like the toy poodle that Tony Blair was.

Brown's wife, Sarah.

On his first official visit to America as PM, he insisted that both he and Bush wear suits instead of the gay cowboy duds that W used to dress Blair in for photo-ops. He then continued to pwn W by correcting him, calling The War on Terror a "war against crime" and insisting that Afghanistan and not Iraq was the root of all evil. For his part, Bush heaped praise on his new 'partner' in democracy, complimenting Brown on his ability to corrupt LOL, but if he was expecting any reciprocal analingus, he had another thing coming as Brown politely thanked him and left W with his unsucked dick hanging out for all to see.

Brown comes to power after 10 years in Blair's shadows as Chancellor of the Exchequer. Originally tipped as the next leader of the "New" Labour Party in 1994, Brown pwnt himself by letting Blair take the gig in a super secret deal where Brown would get his shot as The Man next time around. However, with no term-limits, Blair kept the job and kept running for re-election until his downfall.

[edit] Trivia

Mr. Brown is from Glasgow and ~~as such should nevar be fucked with~~ is a murdering, stealing, untrustworthy cunt.
Mr. Brown is a big fan of Arctic Monkeys, (even though he's nevar heard any of their music) and thus, 'down with the kids'.
Mr. Brown's closest adviser is a man named Ed Balls (srsly).
Mr. Brown was made Chancellor of the Exchequer because he is Scottish. In the UK, a Scot is akin to being a Jew (there are no Jews in the UK since the entire population sympathises with Palestine), the Scot being notoriously tight-fisted with all things related to money. Scots are thought to be the missing link between humans and Jews.
Mr. Brown's first claim to fame was that of a character in the fictional Roger Red Hat series of books for small children.
Mr. Brown once thought of being a Conservative, but after the analing he received from Michael Foot, he decided to follow Tony Blair because he reminds him of Foot.