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Golf Nerd

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Golf_Nerd is the handle of a LiveJournal user from the frozen north of Michigan. Topics of frequent drama include how his parents (whom he lives with and who support him unconditionally) hate him, how everyone else hates him, frequent crushes, and golf or NMU hockey.

Golf_Nerd is also further proof that ass-kickery is not genetic, as Golf_Nerd cries (Journal Deleted) about everything (Journal Deleted) and his grandmother can reset her own broken leg (What did you not understand about Journal Deleted?).

World renowned for his insensitivity, and the thickness of his brain casing, golf_nerd will be studied by paleontologists in the coming millenia to determine why ALL humans weren't born with thicker skulls and smaller brains.

Capable of conducting an argument in which he not only fails to see any points other than his own, but cannot understand why others are irritated at him for that very ignorance.

Golf_Nerd has been hailed for his great contributions to the Pro-Choice movement. After all, he is one load his momma should have swallowed.

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