Glowing Dragon
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Glowing_Dragon is an internet slut and attention whore - to the max! She is addicted to LiveJournal, and like all bitches who check their email ten million times a day and masturbate with their cordless mouses when a new comment arrives in their inbox, she trolls. She is also a woman who has feelings and doesn't mind letting you know that she'd rather read than eat or wear clothes. Most people feel differently, though, about her and the "clothes" part.
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OMFG ATTENTION WHORE
Glowing_Dragon doesn't troll in a way that's funny or interesting. She tends to hang around thequestionclub and LJ news posts and correct grammar and spelling errors, no matter how minute. Research has revealed that her comments are comprised of at least 30% asterisks! A google search for her yields results to this effect. Normally, this kind of thing would be considered helpful, but Glowing_Dragon makes it obvious that she does it to prove her superiority to those who miss a letter or punctuation mark. Obvious typos aren't safe from her grammatical expertise. She even brings out the Jesus icons (see right) because thinking about the cross just seems to get her wet!
Glowing_Dragon is an internet superhero, here to deliver us from the threat posed by typos and bad grammar. Grateful denizens of lj bow at her brilliant feet when she swoops in to correct a single letter making a post completely incomprehensible to ordinary humans. However, she does have a weakness. If an entire community can link together, she can be defeated. Her power over thequestionclub was recently broken.
Racism
Despite being part of the AZN master race (try insulting azns and see what happens!), Glowing_Dragon is a closeted racist. It’s awesome because she hates everyone equally, but can not seem to get over the fact that she still needs the comments. She can’t understand Russian, and it puts her in such a mania that she can’t seem to stop responding to them. She also hates fags as evidenced by the screen capture at right. Suspicion that she is a lesbian was abruptly ended after this post where she clearly gives lesbians the sad face.
Sad Attempts to Make Herself Appear Better Than Others
Like an obese child who has found an unopened Twinkie, Glowing_Dragon scavenges upon those with mediocre grammatical and spelling skills. She devotes at least an hour of her day to scanning all the comments of the posts found on the front page of LiveJournal. She believes herself to be an incredibly intelligent woman, but other people are inclined to believe that she is just in desperate need of a vibrator.
Slut or Virgin - The Great Debate
Glowing_Dragon loves it when she gets attention from guys. If you're wanting to be added to the love nest, just leave a comment (ANOTHER ONE? YES!) explaining your username, post a picture, tell her if you have AIDS, notify her when you take a shit, and videotape yourself wiping gobs of semen off your white (no blacks! Sorry boys!) chest. There is a HUGE debate, however, that Glowing_Dragon may in fact be a furry. Prior to trying to slam an entire keyboard in her cunt to get maximum exposure to masturbatory letters, Glowing_Dragon engaged in furry conventions and proceeded to yiff her ass into the cock of Quasidan. She was promptly rejected because she was too beautiful.
Random Acts of Kindness
Still, Glowing_Dragon isn't without a soft side. She often randomly accosts innocent livejournalers with dozens of hideous blinking gifs, thereby ruining what should be the best day of their year.
Testimonials
As if posting over 90,000 comments weren't enough...
...Glowing_Dragon adds testimonials to her userinfo because, if we can't understand why we wouldn't want this mind bashing, suicide plz yes omg, person as our friend, well, there are 15 LJers as of Last Thursday that want us to know that they, too, slam their keyboards into vaginal and anal areas.
Um
Glowing_Dragon also thinks people that are named "David" are funny. No, that was not a typo. People with the name of David are hilarious. Personally, I think it has to do with the whole racism thing.
- Hate Jews
- Jews have Star of David
- ?????
- PROFIT!
Outside LiveJournal
Leslie is very active outside of LiveJournal. Using her AOL Screen Name "AlenaBrolxFlami", on a Google search yields many lols results. For example, did you know that G.D. is a lesbian?[1] She also enjoys munching scat (as evidenced by the picture below) yet, curiously, doesn't let on to her LJ pals that this is true. Only OUTSIDE of LJ. SAFETY FIRST!
Leslie also gets around other parts of the net!Here, and here, where she posts on a message board about Viagra!, here, her official blogger blog! and Greatest Journal!.
She also seems to have a healthy relationship with hamsters. They adorn most of her blogs and titles. Someone is definitely "putting herself out there" for all the boys to find. To be honest, who wouldn't want a piece of this ass?
Gallery
 Innocent enough, amirite? |
 About to engage in a yiff orgy! |
 Oh yes, friends are also emo! |
 I'd hit it - her sister, that is! |
 Whoa, scat? It can't be any worse! |
 Holy fucking shit! It IS worse! |
 A simple explanation of what's going wrong with Leslie. |
