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Tulip

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Seeking Laser.
Seeking Laser.

Tulip is a cat who has appeared on 4chan's /an/ several times. Dubbed GlaucomaCat, she has a congenital disorder that has led to extremely large eyes; it is not known what caused this. However, as a result, she has severe glaucoma (pressure in the eyes) and cataracts; the glaucoma has resulted in total loss of retina function and, thus, blind. She is known for demanding turkey in the morning and loves to play with laser pens.

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GlaucomaCat gallery



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