Ginger

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The king of the Gingers will have you now.

Gingers aren't only retarded, they're born with AIDS.

A typical ginger paedophile. Don't go out at night kids.

Ginger gettin wif da latiez

Fact: Chuck Norris kicks a Ginger's ass every day before breakfast.

You never want to eat something if its on fire

All hail Gingeus Christ!

Through the ages retardation has been a huge problem. Whereas most societies put their retarded babies in a sack filled with bricks to dispose of in the nearest river, the civilized West tries to integrate the less-abled. This has turned into a problem with the greatest form of retardation, Gingervitis.

Ginger hair serves as a warning to everyone that the person inflicted with it should not be trusted, and anyone with it should be avoided at all costs.

Gingers are the closest living relatives to vampires today. In fact, in the past, people often killed Gingers because their skin colour did not allow them to go outside whilst the sun was up. This is a very similar disability to the trait vampires possess - which is why you can see how many people got confused. Of course, Gingers aren't really vampires, they are just retards.

1 What are Gingers and how to deal with them
2 Extinction
3 Pronunciation
4 Gingers OL
5 Known Gingers on ED
6 Gallery
7 See Also

[edit] What are Gingers and how to deal with them

Gingers are also known as Gingas, Ginga Ninja, Fire nuts, Fire Crotch, Nightwalkers, rangas or the politically correct term, redheads.

Now how do you spot a ginger? Well this really isn't hard thanks to their glowing heads. But there are 2 different types of ginger, and it is important to know how to distinguish between the two. The first type of ginger is your regular type, the one you see out only on very dull days - or if it is sunny they will have their skin completely covered. They have bright orange hair (as do all of them) along with freckles on their faces, but their skin is also a very pale white meaning they are unable to go out in sunlight as it burns them (like a vampire LOL11!!) The other type of ginger is nearly identical, but it has a normal skin tone allowing it to come out into the sunlight without protection" this sub-species of gingers are called "Daywalkers". I also believe that all gingers have freckles all over their bodies but no-one knows for sure. You see, no-one have never seen a ginger without their clothes on, seeing as how they are retards and never wash.

You may think this doesn't matter, but gingers have no soul, their burning hair is their life force, if it goes out a ginger will die! This is why you see most of them with hats on to protect the hair should it rain! Secondly they do not have sex as they reproduce 'A' sexually, thankfully for them as I cannot imagine that anyone would want to sleep with them anyway and risk having their face burned!

Gingers do not live in regular houses like normal people, rather they all dwell in dry caves on hillsides and mountains much like bats. You can spot a ginger habitat by the bright orange glow coming from it! Never enter a ginger habitat, the effect of looking directly at so many fire heads would be equivalent to looking directly at the sun through a magnifying glass on the brightest day of the year, your eyes and face will be permanently burned and you will be blinded!

[edit] Characteristics

Gingers can be divided into different types or class.

The Joker - Like fat bitches, these gingers attempt to be funny their whole life to make up for their disability. In reality, everyone knows the only thing that makes people laugh is their appearance.

Famous Joker Ginger: Conan O'Brien.

The Emo - These gingers usually try to dye their hair black, but due to the intense heat of the hair - this usually fails and becomes scorched around the edges. Emo Gingers are generally no different from regular emos, except they have more to whine and cut about.

Famous Emo Ginger: That fag from Harry Potter.

The Stud/Chav Ginger - Usually bleaches the repulsive hair to blend in with peers. Unfortunately for them this results in what gingers-in-denial claim "Strawberry Blond" isn't. This class may also become a hybrid with The Joker in a futile effort to "fit in" - This is of course impossible... everybody hates gingers, and no normal person could get turned on over that repulsive skin.

Famous Stud Ginger: Ronald McDonald.

The LaxKing - The Gingers are really timid inside but have a hard outer-shell, both physically and psychologically. They tend to participate in really manly sports and beat up on everyone, completely unprovoked.

Famous LaxKing Ginger: Paul Scholes.

The Furry - Like to dress up as popular browser-logos in daily life.

Famous Furry Ginger: Lindsay Lohan.

[edit] Religion

All Gingers hail to the same god. His name is Gingeus Christ. This religion, also known as Gingerism, started at the dawn of time, when Gingeus created the first ginger man and woman to corrupt the human race. To the right is an image of the Ginger God himself.

[edit] Facts

98% of Goths are actually Ginger. Due to a lazy hair dying routine, most Goths end up with what is known as a “Ginger Halo”.
Their emotional state switches between Goth and Vampire; they are so laid back that they seem to be in a coma or they explode into fits of unholy rages.
In areas that they are passionate about; they are geniuses yet often don’t know what day it is. For example Boudicca, the most ferocious Vampire Queen, defeated the Roman armies yet failed to seize the Roman Empire and went home poor.
They are the retarded indigenous people of the UK, Ireland and Brittany and yet have no protection against Ginger racism or land rights.
Once a Ginger always a ginger, contrary to prior beliefs.
Gingers are not all bad as they often gather in small groups and eat Pikeys.
The Blade series was written about a ginger, but was changed last thursday by a Jew-troll.
Ginger, as it has been recently found out, is an anagram for a certain word.

[edit] Extinction

Luckily, we will not have to worry about Gingers for much longer, as scientists claim they will be extinct in less than 100 years. This news article also goes on to say that 40% of people in Scotland are Gingers. Sounds like a good place to nuke from orbit, just to be sure.

[edit] Pronunciation

Most of the world says Gin-ger, like the drink. However, in the natural environment of Gingerkind - the terminally inbred United Kingdom, it's pronounced Ging-er, like Ping. This is because the ginger is actually cockney rhyming slang for minger, the English term for fugly.

[edit] Gingers OL

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How Gingers view themselves.

[edit] Known Gingers on ED

[edit] Gallery

Typical Ginger	A very self-delusional Ginger. This one actually thinks she's not fuckugly. How sad.	Emo, On the inside	Don't let its smile fool you. it will rape you for fun.
Elton Wan Wants Yuo!	He wants your furry cock up his ass	Ginger starved for your blood.	First the rodents, then the world.