George Soros
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Biography
George Soros came into existence in Budapest at least 100 years ago. He outed his parents and colleagues to the Nazis during the invasion of Hungary, then high-tailed it for England in 1947. There, he attended the London School of Economics and got really into philosophy, Karl Popper, and Noam Chomsky.
George Soros is known as one of the most severe enemies of humanity. He proved his evil nature while still a teenager by collaborating with the Nazis while they rounded up other Jews. Young George pretended to be a wholeseome goy while sucking up to the Nazis, and some claim he did all of this just for lulz. As an adult, he quickly switched back into full-fledged Jew mode by becoming a powerful currency speculator, and became mega-Jew rich by deliberately crashing the currencies of Great Britain and Malaysia.
In 1956 he moved to the United States, and in 1979 becan his philanthropic ventures into Open Source Society. Soros has also enjoyed a career as comedian and economics troll. One of his most successful stunts has been to simultaneously earn millions on shady business ventures while denouncing the evils of capitalism and all who would benefit by it. He has also enjoyed making hundreds of millions in back-room currency speculation at the cost of ruining small European economies and purging tens of thousands of jobs while demonizing George Bush for US job numbers.
Unfounded Rumors
It has been asserted that George Soros has human genitalia, but this has not been proven.
Usenet alt.politics was created by George Soros as a forum for debating George Soros.
