Gaydar

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A Faggot is you.
A Faggot is you.

The gaydar is the 1337 scale used by the anti-fag lobby to measure the homosexuality of the individual in question. Being scanned by the gaydar is tantamount to openly admitting to your homo urges, as the needle is always stuck at the right hand side. The only way of repulsing a gaydar attack is accusing your opponent of being a furry. But you still lose, pillowbiter.

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[edit] Who has one

It is rumoured that all gay people have a gaydar but this is obviously untrue or they would nevar hit on breeders for the lulz. Some straight people claim to have one but this is probably just the result of knowing so many gay people that you can tell when someone is gay. Also caring enough about whether or not someone is gay increases your gaydar. Sometimes a person will set off your gaydar, but will have a wife and kids. This is what's known as a classic cover-up.

[edit] Gaydar and Fake Bisexuals

Some people with gaydar use their powers to embarrass fake bisexual teenage girls, by pretending to be their friends and then exposing the fact that they are not bisexual, and are just some fat, ugly, lesbian, emo girl who couldn't get laid unless it was with another fat, ugly, lesbian, emo girl.

THIS IS A GREAT WAY FOR GAY KIDS TO GET THEIR LULZ!!!

[edit] Current Blips on the Gaydar

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