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Gay hanky code

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Why bother with peircings when there are so many holes available?

Ever wondered why a rainbow is the gay symbol? Is it because it shows that God still loves them? Is it a reflection of their colourful characters? Or is it because the rainbow is the universal signal of hope?

No. In actuality the rainbow is a reflection of the combination of colours used to prove just how perverted these squealing cum-sucking shit-lickers really are.

Handkerchiefs can also come in handy after a Cocksucking Rampage as they can be used to wipe up the spunk splattered all over the faggot's body, the floor, the ceiling and dildo.

1 A Brief Guide to Colours
2 A Hoax?
3 Christian Hanky Code
4 Video
5 Other Gay Symbols
6 See Also

[edit] A Brief Guide to Colours

“	A colour blind gay guy must have some confusing nights.	„
— Anonymous

[edit] The Left-Right Distinction

If the hanky is worn on the LEFT, the wearer is a brutal rapist who will merrily tear your ass open while you scream and cry for mercy. See Sick Fuck

If the hanky is worn on the RIGHT, the wearer is a masochistic pussy who gets his rocks off by being ravished and developing a victim complex. See Attention Whore

[edit] Non-Colours

Not all of the code relies on handkerchiefs -

Fur Is also a furry. But being gay and being a furry usually goes without saying.
Kewpie Doll Is also a pedophile. Again, this usually goes without saying.
Union Jack Is a skinhead and britfag. Has no use for the "race" hankies.
Ziploc Bag Has drugs.

Most faggots who go home with a guy carrying a kewpie doll end up looking like this.

[edit] Rape

“	She was asking for it, Your Honor! She was wearing a blue handkerchief!	„
— She?

A little-known fact about hankies is that it makes rape perfectly legal. Since there are so many legitimate reasons to rape, the blue hanky is rarely needed. However if the bitch is being difficult, make sure fuck to him them senseless and plant a blue hanky on them.

Note: Cum stains can come in handy. For best effects, use the Blue Hanky defense on a white fag. Blue with white spots means they are cocksuckers.

[edit] Race

Still stupid enough to believe that blacks have huge cocks? Well for all the racists faggots out thar, there is a guide to white colour you would like to fuck in the ass tonite:

Black & White Stripes Lieks teh darkies
White Lace No niggers
Yellow & White Stripes Likes asians. At least that towel will come in handy afterwards.

[edit] A Hoax?

There has been much debate around whether the so-called "Hanky Code" was in fact, real.

Who cares?

It's not as though whether something is true or not has ever stopped an Encyclopedia Dramatica article before.

[edit] Christian Hanky Code

Sometimes Doing it wrong is the same as doing it right. Even if it is George Bush.

Ya rly.

We are unsure whether this is a joke or not. What we are sure of is that the Christians have stolen the Gay Hanky Code to use as their own. But nobody cares because 100% of Christians are all in-th-closet cock-monglers anyway.

Presumably a joke . . .

[edit] Video

[edit] Other Gay Symbols

As the important distinction between men and woman gradually fades thanks to these cum-guzzlers, so we need a whole new set of symbols to understand a person's sexual orientation:

Faggot	Dyke	Feminazi. No room for cock in here.	Male Bisexual
Female Bisexual	Transexual	Hermaphrodite. Why change when you can have both?	Erm . . . bisexual hermaphrodite?