Garfield
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Garfield is the name of:
- Garfield by Jim Davis, a chronically unfunny comic strip.
- Garfield: The Movie, directed by Peter Hewlett, a completely unfunny movie.
- Garfield and Friends, an unfunny Saturday morning cartoon show for kids.
- James A. Garfield, a chronically unfunny President of the United States. [1] In fact, he was fucking funny enough and added enough lulz to his contemporary politicians and the U.S. history by pissing off his supporters and getting pwned by one of them.
The comic strip, movie, and television show are all about a fat lasagna-crazed pu55y. The plot never thickens. Due to its extremely high level of unfunny, Garfield is a frequent target of Photoshoppers. Some believe Garfield is a rehash of "A Christmas Carol" with Garfield as the scrouge and Nermal as Tiny Tim.
Lorenzo Music (AKA: voice actor of Garfield) doesn't suck by proxy. He in fact, owns owned.
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GarfieldTools (comic strip creator)
GarfieldTools, the Garfield comic strip creator, is used to create funny and inappropriate automatically generated comic strips using the Garfield art and allowing a user to insert their own text. It is available here.
Traditional or typical GarfieldTools conceits
- Garfield can go crazy-eyed, and has the power to make Jon go crazy-eyed. Sometimes he does this in order to make Jon into his slave, but mostly to make Jon STFU:
- Usually when Garfield doesn't say anything, Vulgar Jon makes up for it by being even more creepily perverted than he already was:
- Garbuckle or Garfield-Jon exists in a state of superposition, like the homeless Jerry Garcia-dog hybrid from Invasion of the Body Snatchers. This is more likely part of Jon and/or Garfield's terrified realization that one is obviously hallucinating the other:
This also confirms that Garfield is a faggot popper user.
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Another method of making Garfield funny is simply editing Garfield out, thus making Jon look like a crazy fuck. Go Crazy. One fellow started by editing out only Garfield's thought bubbles, making Garfield act more like a "normal" cat. Another went further, edited out Garfield entirely, and actually published a book about it. what the fuck?
Garfield minus Arbuckle
Not quite as lulz worthy, but still funny:
Garfield minus Garfield minus Jon
Taking this one step further:
Garfield minus Garfield plus Shoop Da Woop
Garfield: Lost in Translation
Garfield is also sometimes made funny by forcing Google to create Engrish with Garfield: Lost in Translation:
Lasagna Cat
A while ago A JewTuber looked at some unfunny Garfield Strips (but they're all unfunny) and decided to act them out with interpretive symbolism and music videos. Below are just a few examples.
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