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Fundamentalist

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I've told you twice, we're married in the eyes of god, and that makes you my bitch.
I've told you twice, we're married in the eyes of god, and that makes you my bitch.
Christianhillbilly has a special relationship with god.
Christianhillbilly has a special relationship with god.

Fundamentalists ("fundies," "fgts") are the original haters. The average fundamentalist, whether Christian, Muslim, Lord of the Rings fanboy, Star Wars fanboy, goth fangirl, or furry, spends most of his or her time on the Internet engaged in stupid flame wars with other fundamentalists over such shit as whether Jesus, Muhammad, or maybe even this dead furry fgt wanted YOU to kill all the Jews, Arabs, fags, etc.

True fundamentalists write slashfic based on favorite characters from their holy books.

There are fundamentalists in every religion:

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[edit] Christianity

Note: Christian fundamentalists are identifiable by their large, incestuous families. The husbands refer to their wives as "Mrs. [their surname]". Fundamentalist wives, assuming that they have not had their tongues cut out, usually refer to their husbands as "my Master.", and are seen as baby-machines, as these crazy-ass fundies say that all birth control are wrong, omg!!!

[edit] Islam

[edit] Atheism

[edit] Internets

Remember: you can't spell "Fundamentalist" without "amen", "fun", "fund", "a", "mental" or "a list".

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