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As soon as costars meet each other, they need to seal the deal.

Typical scene from Full House.

Stephanie like to give you a Blowjob Anytime!.

Jesse is unsuccessful at controlling his pedo urges.

Michelle had many vanity fucks with her fans, writers, costars, and producers.

In this episode, they video taped Michelle fucking a Popsicle with her throat.

Full House (aka Fail House) is a painfully unfunny sitcom that's known to be one of the most G-rated shows of all time; favored by pedophiles, closet homosexuals, 8 year old girls and you. The show takes place in San Francisco, with three unmarried men living in a house with three little girls. The show launched the "acting" career of Bob Faget and the Olsen Twins. It also managed to turn many people into home bitches.

Characters

Jesse - A self proclaimed ladies man and a pretentious Elvis wannabe son of a bitch

who wants to be a "rock and roll" star although he has no actual talent and is a failure as a parent. He desperately needs a hair cut on several cases of it being mistaken for a bush monster.

Danny - Pedophile father of three girls and depressed widower who masturbates to peewee football.

Danny also had sex with a Donkey one time!(character based off Bob Saget).

Joey - Danny's previous gay partner, child with ADD, and shit comedian who's jokes give cancer

survivors AIDS. Also a pedophile that lures in small children with his puppets.

Rebbekkka - Jesse's wife, coming from a white town in Nebraska. Teaches

her housemates square dancing, therefore making her the object of white trash in the house.

D.J. Tanner - teenage Mary Sue who is constantly getting in trouble

for offering blow jobs to desperate nerds.

Stephanie Tanner - Middle child who is a chronic sufferer of ADD. Played by Jodie Sweetin, before she discovered the wonders of meth, she now stars on the popular Nickelodeon show iCarly as the goofy sidekick.

Michelle Tanner - Youngest of the daughters; known for getting raped ~~nearly~~ every ~~other~~ episode.

Kimmy Gibbler - Giant enemy crab and all out closet case. Unbeknownst to the Tanner family, she ends up becoming famed porn star Skanky Suxxx.

Steve Hale - D.J.'s forced boyfriend and frequent cannabis user. He always want to get some but DJ is too busy eating to even notice.

Nicky and Alex - Jesse's Aspie children who are constantly abused by their parents to the amusement of the audience.

External Links

IMDb :: Boards :: "Ace Full House" (1987)

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