Fugly
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A portmanteau formed from the terms "fucking" and "ugly".
Though fugly may sound like young kids word due to ryhming with many words that have no meaning at all (i.e. wuggly, muggly, juggly, shuggly), it is inadvisable to run up to a kid in the street and shout fugly! as the increasing number of under 10-year-olds using computers may result in you get your ass kicked, particularly by girls with ponytails. Though it is advisable to shout this at Americans, Welsh, Jews and Fatty's.
[edit] Dealing with fugly people
Fugly people are usually far more hostile than the ordinarily ugly people. This results in a much lower quality of life; therefore, fugloids remain in the bottom of the social pyramid, mating with other fugloids, so the chain is rarely broken. In extreme cases, they can become fugly billionaries or powerfuglies.
Believe it or not, fugly people populate the internets, since their real life is virtually nonexistent. For the beautiful people, the only way to deal with fugliness is being consistently disdainful and bitchy, to show them who rules. Forget that shit about "inner beauty". Maya Angelou said once that "Human beings are more alike than we think", but Angelou is herself fugly as hell.
If you really, really hate some fugloid, you can use the following list of insults. These are unfunny if used individually, but if you shoot one remark every three seconds, the fugly person in question will go apeshit. Guaranteed.
- Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
- Shouldn't you have a license for being that fugly?
- All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.
- You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.
- Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.
- If I was as fugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!
- You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.
- I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
- Sure, I'd love to help you out... now, which way did you come in?
- You're as fugly as your elbow.
- Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma?
- I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.
[edit] Gallery of Fugly
 Fugliness, as manifested in physical form |
 ugxfu=fugly. |
 This Gaia Online camwhore is fugly. |
 Fugly fat pig |
 Tori Sue Heck, the epitome of fugly |
 Y U SO SEXY BB |
 HAIR IN THE VALLEY, ANYONE? |
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 Fucking fugly |
 Supreme fugliness. |
 Fugly nerdy girl. |
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 Kelly Osbourne - Kind of like The Cure’s Robert Smith, but with a vagina. |
 Fugliod going in for the kill. |
 Fugloid in natural habitat. |
 Fugly bitch with a padded bra. Same girl as <<< (Fugloid in natural habitat) |
 You know you want it. |
 Proudmomof03@yahoo.com |
 Fugly emo bitch. |
