Flora-Valita

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

A sample of Flora's "art" as Rishannah

Flora-Valita is a notorious if batshit insane troll on DeviantART who goes around stealing and tracing select artworks and bashing the original artists with extremely butchered English and preaching in ways that would make even the most hardcore of Christians look sane. She claims to be 13, married [WTF?] and continually rants on how the world and its people are evil and that she must go to stop it and make everyone else become good Christians.

1 She Traces! She Steals!
2 She Butchers English!
3 She Go Stop Evil!
4 She Hides!
5 She Alternates!
6 The Perpetrator?
7 The End?
8 Gallery of the Lulz
9 External Links

[edit] She Traces! She Steals!

Oh man does it show! Flora often targets amatuer animu artworks along with the odd Disney fanart here and there, and apparently traces them as if she was a 3 year old, making it look like a pile of dog vomit done in MSPaint AND Photoshop. I sure do feel sorry for whoever drew the originals, because she's got one hell of a bone to pick with them [1] while she goes around bragging at how great of an artist she is. Definitely top ten percent there.

After a while, Flora got tired of tracing, so she decided to steal a few pictures with little or no editing other than putting a shitty watermark of her names on it.

[edit] She Butchers English!

Flora claims to come from a country where English is not her first language, but has an excellent grasp of the English, as we can see in all her comments. But one thing that has drawn quite a bit of attention are her journals, as the following shows:

Mother is talk with Church. I go to Priest. I go help Church!

I go stop evil youth do evil things. I go stop people! I go draw art for Church! I go work for church.

WE are rich. We can do we want. We are good. Mother is important. She is priest of Church . WE do not stop. We go stop evil! Mother is proud. I draw good. I good artist. I do go stop youth. Youth must go to church! I go stop evil peopple here and tell go to church. Do not complain! I go do good thing!

Rishannah, Priest and Mother.

For the lulz, we have an audio recording of the above journal being read out by one of out resident EDiots.

[edit] She Go Stop Evil!

Artistic impression of Flora and her "husband"

Flora's aim in her sad life is to "go stop evil" on DeviantART, and according to her fucktarded journals as Rishannah, she sees TV, movies and even music as evil, yet she uses the Internet, which is by far the most evil thing you can possible get in the world of media. She also goes batshit if she was to find that someone on her userpage has the word "hell" and "zombie" in their usernames and tells them to go to church and read the bible like a good person, or face the fiery pits of hell: [2]

[edit] She Hides!

Like any other DevianTART, Flora loves a good long asspat. But what if someone was to come and tell her she's been a bad, bad girl? Not to worry, with teh full bodied "hide comment" feature in place, she'll hide those evil words faster than you can read the 8th commandment, yet she won't hide the shit she leaves for others to piss their pants with lulz. She also denies being a troll: [3]

[edit] She Alternates!

That's totally not Simba from the Lion King!

Flora has had a long history of alternate accounts to try and continue her trolling, all of which used similar usernames, butchered English in the same way, and posted the same shit about being good and going to church. Some of these were banned, but she does have her own ways of coming back for more, this Flora girl. One of these alt accounts was supposed to be a friend called GoodGirlPoison, previously known as "Posionleak", who has also been kind enough to fave Flora's shit from both of her last active accounts. However, GoodgirlPoison had apparently left, but left behind a piece of traced Lion King fanart for us to lol at.

Perhaps one of her most infamous sockpuppets is the one called [[4]], who claims that Flora is her mother [again, WTF] and seems to have forgotton what everything is, like CDs and bf/gf.

[edit] The Perpetrator?

Oh lawd is that sum identity giveaway? =O

Speculation has occurred that the tartlet(s) responsible for this epic trolling is a Dutch girl called Yash-Chan and her supposed brother, Nick-Husky. Flora's "art" consists of mostly tracings and even just blatant ripping from both these artists, in which while a normal thief would either leave or attempt to erase the original artist's signature or watermarking, this was simply replaced by Flora's name(s).

But that's not all, there was one point where Yash posted the exact same comment that was supposed to be made by Rishannah, but forgot to log out of her real account - OHSNAP - which further speculates that she is indeed the person behind Flora-Valita. So all in all, Yash must have been incredibly bored to have posed as a hardcore Engrish Christian.

[edit] The End?

Sadly, Flora had to go and delete fucking everything, and most of her other accounts were banned. Who knows when she'll strike again? She is gone, and let´s hope she learned!