Final Solution
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Final Solution
is part of a series on
final solutions.
- Ban fucking everyone
- Buy a dog
- Complete rewrite
- Delete fucking everything
- Deleting your LiveJournal
- Deleting your Youtube Videos
- Done with ED
- Flounce
- Holocaust
- It was a social experiment
- KILL IT WITH FIRE
- Never drinking again
- Peter Jennings died, so I'm going to quit smoking
- Quitting IRC forever
- Ragequit
- Suicide (see also An Hero)
- Wikicide (Wikibreak)
- X FUCKING Y
Sometimes you have just gone too far. You can't take back the dramabomb you unleashed on customers_suck, you can't unfuck a six-month-old, and you can't turn back time until before you blocked someone with root access. In these unfortunate events you must turn to a final solution (German: Die Endlösung der Judenfrage). Not to be confused with a last measure or final destiny.
In other words, the Final Solution means once and for all eliminating the Jewish problem.
Before using a final solution
- If your problem is small enough, making your journal friends only might calm things down.
- Large amounts of alcohol may solve your problem.
- Consider buying a dog.
- Jesus may be the answer, but most likely isn't.
- LSD acids can help you return into a nearly-dreamed state of happiness. Just don't forget you may end up a little dizzy.
- Try doing a barrel roll.
See also
- The WIKI:SS method of final solution
- Holocaust
- An Hero - May also be considered a Final Solution
- Mixcds - Used for denying yourself potential sex
- deleting everything- used to avoid offending someone due to your previous post- usually, more specifically, to avoid being beaten up because you are a pussy.
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