Final solution

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Sometimes you have just gone too far. You can't take back the dramabomb you unleashed on customers_suck, you can't unfuck a six-month-old, and you can't turn back time until before you blocked someone with root access. In these unfortunate events you must turn to a final solution (German: Die Endlösung der Judenfrage). Not to be confused with a last measure.

[edit] Before using a final solution

If your problem is small enough, making your journal friends only might calm things down.
Large amounts of alcohol may solve your problem.
Consider buying a dog.
Jesus may be the answer, but most likely isn't.

[edit] How to use final solution

Step One: Establish a political party and be butthurt over something.
Step Two: Blame what you're butthurt about on that something.
Step Three: Make memes of it being the cause of all evil.
Step Four: Repeat step four.
Step Five: Buy some tents, tubes, and rent a truck.
Step Six: Lure the something into the middle of the woods,then have your henchmen knock it out. Place its body(s) in the tent(s), connect tubes to truck exhaust pipes, rev the engines, and let the fumes do their work.
Step Seven: PARTY HARD!
Step Eight: ????
Step Nine: Profit!