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Old media

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Old media, meet the inn(t)ertubes.
Old media, meet the inn(t)ertubes.
Bill O'Reilly, champion of the old media.
Bill O'Reilly, champion of the old media.
Brian Williams, crooked-faced hero of old media
Brian Williams, crooked-faced hero of old media
Secretly photographed at their annual meeting.
Secretly photographed at their annual meeting.

Old media is old, and therefore not cool and not funny. If you ever meet a member of the old media be sure to give them purple nurples. If the member of the old media is male, also kick him in the balls. Old media is constantly screwing with our minds by telling us what to think. And of course they are always right — because they are the old media.

Examples of old media include:

  1. Radio
  2. Television
  3. Tabloids
  4. Magazines
  5. Newspapers
  6. Web 1.0
  7. MRI
  8. BBS
  9. Email

Old media is a giant Illuminati conspiracy that is heavily biased against you and your exact political viewpoint and philosophical stance. Thus, everything bad that happens is most likely their fault. Don't let them forget it.

Also the media loves to talk about how the media corrupts our youth.

Last Thursday, the old media (New York Times) finally covered ED, much to the chagrin of moralists everwhere.


Old media is part of a series on Language & Communication.



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Old media is part of a series on TV & Movies



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