Fantasy
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Fantasy is a type of entertainment enjoyed by basement dwellers who aren't cool enough to hang with Science Fiction fans.
[edit] Types of Fantasy
Fantasy entertainment takes many different forms.
- Gaming fantasy, such as Magic and LARPing. The former is a card game for 13 year old boys, but enjoyed mostly by adults. The latter is a type of role-playing game, where you actually run around in costume like a retarded person.
- Fantasy magazines such as Heavy Metal and Wizard. These magazines feature art, but it's mainly an excuse for their creators to fap over the big-titted women they invariably draw.
- Fantasy books, which write about actual dinosaurs and require no budget. Unless it's The Lord of the Rings, it's guaranteed to suck.
- Fantasy movies, which show actual dinosaurs and require massive budgets. Even if it's The Lord of the Rings, it's guaranteed to suck. Especially if black people are allowed to play any other roles than the orcs. Because black elves RUIN EVERYTHING.
- Fantasy daydreams, in which the fantasiser has unlimited disposable income, isn't a pale - faced geek, and even (in the severest cases) might be somewhat attractive. No matter what, it's guaranteed to involve the latest Playboy girl giving the fantasiser a suck.
[edit] Fantasy Traits
Most forms of fantasy share at least one of the following:
- Dinosaurs. Giant, fire breathing creatures that fly. Unlike real dinosaurs, fantasy dinosaurs don't typically speak or run for public office.
- Magic. Not the playing cards, but the actual type that makes things disappear and can force you to have sex with your sister.
- Swords and other medieval-style weaponry. This is because most fantasy authors are too lazy to move the plots out of the dark ages.
- Crazy names. Fantasy names rarely have names like George or Allen, but instead use names like "Gandalf," "Phedre," "Theth'Roth," or "cracky-chan."
[edit] Notable Fantasy
- The Lord of the Rings
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- Girlvinyl's Vagina
- Singularitarianism
