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Fanfic characters nevar forget.
Fanfic characters nevar forget.
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Fan fiction (also spelled fanfiction and commonly abbreviated to fanfic or fic) is fiction written by people who enjoy a film, novel, television show, book, or other media work, using the characters and situations developed in it and raping them in every possible and impossible way up the ass (as a matter of historical interest, it should be noted that in the pre-1965 era, the term "fan fiction" was used in fandom to designate Science Fiction written by members of fandom (specifically that of Star Trek) and published in fanzines, as distinguished from fiction professionally published; this usage is now obsolete). The most common use of fanfiction is merely as an excuse for no-talent writers to live out their most erotic fantasys with the favourite fictional characters.

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History

Reaction to most fanfiction.
Reaction to most fanfiction.

Some argue that Virgil's epic poem, The Aeneid, was the first work of fan fiction, based on Homer's Odyssey; in it, a Trojan named Aeneas leads a group of refugees after the fall of the city to find a new homeland, eventually founding Rome. Unlike all other fan fiction thereafter, it actually wasn't a complete pile of shit.

The world's second fanfic is also its most successful. Titled "The New Testament," the fan fiction takes the main character from one of literature's most successful works, the Bible, and sends him on new, semiretarded adventures concocted by the fans. The fanfic cemented a number of trends in fanfiction that to this day are still prevalent. It introduces a new main character who is basically the old main character only not. The new character is also the first example of a Gary Stu in fanfiction. Like most fanfiction writers, the authors weren't very creative, so they stole a lot of their story ideas from other, better stories. All in all, the fanfic was pretty shit, but it somehow managed to get published. Even though the orignal publisher categorically denies that it is canon, a whole bunch of faggots have released new editions of the original book with the fanfic attached. The original publishers are, of course, not pleased, but this was all done in the days before copyright law (which they then invented to get revenge), so they can't do shit.

One of the more successful fanfics of more recent times is the Bible-based Book of Mormon, whose readers have gone so far as to develop a separate religion of their own.

Fanfiction became popular through the 70's and 80's through zines. Usually writing about Duran Duran members fucking each other's brains out.

Fan fiction has come to the forefront especially since the rise of the Internets, where it flourishes despite the possibility that it infringes the copyright of the film, book, TV show, or other media on which it is based.

Fan fiction writers sometimes claim to be asexual. It was probably because they got OWNED in sex. i.e., The man came too early, thought it was bad, etc. Um, yeah.

The fact stands that they still masturbate to Cloud and Sephiroth fucking each other in the ass.

Note: Since it's conception, some believe that Fanfiction has reached a status analogous to Rule 34, as in: If it exists, there is Fanficton of it. So far, Nobody has argued this belief to be anything but Fact.

Types

Handy-dandy chart for serios reference.
Handy-dandy chart for serios reference.

Major genres of fanfic include those based on: J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series; J.R.R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings; God's autobiography The Bible; science fiction serials (both on television and in film) including Supernatural, X-Files, Buffy, Star Trek, and Gilmore Girls; other serial television (dramatic and even comedic) including Grey's Anatomy, Prison Break, Alias, and Scrubs; and American cartoon series such as Teen Titans, Ninja Turtles, Danny Phantom and Avatar the Last Airbender.

However, the vast majority of fanfiction is based loosely on anime. Even if the material which inspires the fanfic bears absolutely no resemblance to anime, fanfic writers will find some way to introduce anime influences.

A large subsection of fanfiction revolves around romantic and/or sexual relationships between characters, almost always outside the canon of the source material and often dealt with in explicit detail. Further, among relationship centered fan fiction, a large portion deals with same sex relationships, with male/male pairings being the most common; this is called slash or yaoi. Fanfiction revolving around pairings is often denoted by writing both names (or abbreviations of such) with a slash or a (usually lowercase) x, or by fusing the two names together. An example in the Harry Potter fandom would be Snarry or SnapexHarry. If one was to believe the outlook of most yaoi writers the following will always be true: "If male 'A' spends more than 30 seconds with male 'B', male 'A' is automatically secretly gay for male 'B' and wishes to build up the courage to tell male 'B'. So according to the 16-year-old girls on every forum ever the human race is doomed.

Some fanfiction falls into the category of Mary Sue fanfiction fantasies, where a new character representing the writer enters the story and upstages all of the established characters. However, Mary Sue can also be a character that's 'perfect' and has no inherent faults. While Mary Sue has some fans, she's generally frowned upon as she rarely adds to the story and is simply there to fuck all the main characters.

Other popular trends include: making sitcom characters rape, murder, and/or enter suicide pacts with each other; authors inserting themselves into universes in order to rape or be raped by established characters; handing out penises on a gender-equal basis, and generally just doing a lot of fucked up shit.

Or, when a character dies in a story and people don't like it, they write fanfiction of what if they character had lived, and then through bad writing they make the character nothing like the character in the original story, for example.

Very rarely does an actually well written fanfiction get posted on the website. However, chances of them getting recognition over the usual crock of shit are slim to none.

Failures at life

  • P.N. Elrod
  • Raymond Feist
  • Terry Goodkind
  • Laurell K. Hamilton
  • Robin Hobb
  • Dennis L. McKiernan
  • Robin McKinley
  • Irene Radford
  • Anne Rice, although this is not good enough to cancel out her shittiness; her own stories read like bad slashfic.
  • George R. R. Martin
  • Nora Roberts/J.D. Robb
  • James Frey (celebrated author of "A Million Little Pieces") Until Oprah showed that Cracka wats up

The 6FT Dick

The 6Ft Dick is a troll writer on FF.net, he in fact does a good job at it and pisses off many. If you see someone flame him, leave this message:

"Listen here bitch, why don't you like my story it's the Greatest Story Evar made considering your mom helped me make it. Why don't you go fuck your lesbian and make out with her cunt. Since you are good at that. Fuck you whore. Lesbian crack addict bitch."

Testimonials

  • IseeURtrueCOLORS

2006-07-18 ch 1, reply R U ON SOME KIND OF MEDS? lol, jk, I laughed my ass off the whole time. !

  • Beyonce's Angel925

2006-07-14 ch 1, reply THIS WAS BORING. THE SENTANCES WERE TO BUNCHED UP. AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE A DANNY PHANTOM STORY BECAUSE YOU SUCKED AT THIS ONE. BELIEVE ME. I CAN TELL WHEN THERE IS A GOOD DP STORY. AND THIS DEFINATELY ISN'T ONE. I'M OBSESSED WITH DANNY PHANTOM. I SHOULD KNOW. WHY DO YOU THINK MY PEN NAME IS FANTOMGIRL 1 ON 1. AND THAT WOULDN'T BE MY PEN NAME IF I DIDN'T LIKE DP. BUT I LOVE IT. SO I SUGGEST YOU NOT WRITE ANOTHER DANNY PHANTOM STORY BECAUSE THIS ONE POSITIVELY STINKS.

~FANTOMGIRL

FanFiction.net

Typical reaction to broken FF servers.
Typical reaction to broken FF servers.

Fanfiction.net is one of the worst sites evar. With faggots fagging up categories with their stories that have nothing to do with the genre or fanon in question. They only do it because Fictionpress.com gets less people/reviews. Most of the stories on this site have to do with animu, Harry Potter, or Hannah Montana shoving a cock up Nick Jonas' ass.

The forums are full of people who suck each others' e-penis. Constantly.

At least 100 years ago, the people running fanfiction.net got sick and tired of the FBI calling them up and asking them about all of the pedophile sex stories (mainly in Anime and Video game sections such as Final Fantasy and Xenosaga) that their site was hosting, and decided to do something about it. Under the guise of closing their site down for a day in memory of 9/11, the masters of fanfiction.net formulated a plan to end this problem once and for all. The next day, they told everyone that they were going to get rid of all of the stories rated NC-17. The result was an expected emo cryfest from people who were upset that someone else's site would no longer host their Harry Potter gay sex stories. Many people attempted to contact the government and complain that their first amendment rights were being violated. These people were promptly arrested by the FBI in what amounted to a intricate sting against pedophiles.


A new rating system was put into place with categories including K(Appropriate for lolies), K+(Appropriate for older lolies), T(Appropriate for teens), and M(Appropriate for Mature Audiences). The default rating became K -> T, with hopes of weeding out the mature matter. This led to M simply becoming the new NC-17.

A typical fan fic writer writes

 
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Profile of Data Seeker

Classified: name; age; and personal things.

Gender: Heterosexual male.

Religion: Catholic Christian.

Family facts: Oldest of ten kids. My favorite forms of entertainment are bike riding; reading books; sketching pictures; listening to audios; watching TV.

Favorite Stories in books, audios and Television: Spiderman; Fantastic Four; Alice in Wonderland; Static Shock; Kim Possible; Lilo and Stitch; Adventures in Odyssey; This Present Darkness; Sonic the Hedgehog; Underdog Chronicles of Narnia.

Moral beliefs: I am prolife and anti contraception. I am oppose to entertainment industries putting profanity ; suggestive sexual content ; extreme violence ; racism ; and anything that I think is ungodly.

Moral outlook on homosexuality and Homosexuals. I don't approve of Homosexuality. I don't hate people who have homosexual urges inside them. I merely consider their feelings and urges as crosses they must carry. As for opposing homosexual lifestyle; I believe in speaking the true to them; and praying that God will reach out to them. Now for the record, heterosexuals must learn self control too; so we have a lot in common as far as personal struggles go.

Also, I am not over flowing with goodness; I make mistakes like anyone else; but I try to lead a godly life.

Current plans. I going to try some experimental Kim Possible fanfics (to give me some insight on the characters and style). Later this year or the next, I'll do a remake of the Kim Possible series. And a delete my Lilo and Stitch fanfics and do remake of my remake.
 

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Data Seeker likes giving other writers his approval when they leave swearing or sex out of their stories.
He and his godly reviews can be trolled here; http://www.fanfiction.net/u/960854/Data_Seeker
Hallelujah!

Lulzy Reviews

Wow. What an amazing story! It was an emotional roller coaster ride from beginning to end. I liked the part where Team Rocket jumped out from behind a tree, it surprised me! And the horrible twist of fate when they stole Pikachu. Poor Ash! I really felt sorry for him! I could really feel his devastageon as if it was my own.

From there, it degenerated from a happy adventurous story into a dark, philosophical tale about the meaning of life, the brutality of this world, and most of all, vengeance. The thematic elements were obvious and overpowering, yet subtle. There was a steady buildup to the climax until Ash, robbed of his best friend, loses control of his emotions and punishes Team Rocket for what they did to him, sacrificing himself in the process.

The aftermath was especially painful to take, illustrating the effect that Ash's choice had on his remaining friends, whom he'd forgotten about and disregarded in his final act. Little did he know how much he meant to them, for they, too, could not continue once he was gone...

The title of the work, "Pikachu", is especially meaningful, oozing with significance. Pikachu was truly the center of Ash's life, and thus the story. In a surprise twist, you pulled off a double meaning of the title near the end, when it was revealed that Pikachu was also the center of Team Rocket's newest money-making scheme to sell coats of Pikachu fur.

In conclusion, with a brilliant plot and brilliant execution, your story stands out as a shining star among a sea of haphazard attempts and poorly-written newbie spew that makes up the Pokemon fandom. I congratulate you, sir, on your monumental contribution to the fandom, and I regret only that I cannot add this to my favorites list fifty times. I hope to see more writing from you in the near future.

How to write fanfiction

  1. Go to http://prillalar.com/drabbles/ and fill in all of the fields.
  2. Click "Drabble me!"
  3. ????
  4. PROFIT!!!

Example:

A Nipple In Time

On a hard and muscly morning, Harry Potter sat in his ass. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His lips ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Edward Cullen to love someone with a hairy cock?

Giddily, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a sparkly squishy dick, all on a summer's day. I wish my Edward Cullen would fuck me, in his own sweaty way..."

"Do you?" Edward Cullen sat down beside Harry Potter and put his hand on Harry Potter's crotch. "I think that could be arranged."

Harry Potter gasped eagerly. "But what about my hairy cock?"

"I like it," Edward Cullen said longingly. "I think it's big."

They came together and their kiss was like a horse.

"I love you," Harry Potter said passionately.

"I love you too," Edward Cullen replied and fucked him.

They bought a house, moved in together, and lived flamboyantly ever after.

See also

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