Falcon Punch

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A Falcon Punch can be carried out by any individual with sufficient testicular fortitude, not just Captain Falcon. It has been long-established as the safest and most effective way to abort a teen pregnancy.

How To Falcon Punch

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Captain Falcon saves Russia from the threat of aerial phallic assault.

A successful Falcon Punch requires focusing mass amounts of pure pwn into one's fist, before hitting the target as hard as fucking possible - hopefully dislodging several vital organs along the way. The Falcon Punch is most often used to end the untimely pregnancy of a loved one in a humane manner, especially if the loved one happens to be under the age of sixteen. It is also used often to destroy idiots that are killing the internets, through a primitive, but effective text form.

Carrying out an IRL Falcon Punch is a simple, two-step process:

1. Punch your palm with a fist, then cock your fist back and scream:

FAAALLCOOONNNN---

2. Then, while throwing your fist forward with all your might, yell:

PAOUUUUUNCCHHH!

When done perfectly, expect your arm to catch on fire.