Falcon punch
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The physical enbodiment of pwned and lost. It sucks in every way and is pathetic for anyone to us. Seriously just use a real attack. HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
A successful Falcon Punch requires a focusing energy and win into one's fist, before hitting the target as hard as fucking possible--hopefully dislodging several vital organs along the way. The Falcon Punch is most often used to end the untimely pregnancy
of a loved one in a humane manner, especially if the loved one happens to be under the age of sixteen. It is also used often to destroy idiots that are killing the internets, through a primitive, but effective text form.
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[edit] How To Falcon Punch
- Cock your fist back and scream, FAAALLCOOONN!!!
- Then while throwing your fist forward yell, PAAAAUUUNCCHHH!!
- then run like hell, or tell the bitch to make you a sammich
[edit] Examples
Captain Shepard is a pretty cool guy. Eh falcon punches reporters and doesnt afraid of anything
Falcon Kick works too. Well, not really.
WARNING: Attempting to Falcon Kick the AIDZ infested shin of a nigger will result in self pwnage. Just Falcon Punch them in the face.
[edit] When Falcon Punches Collide
When delivered by an individual with a power level of over 9000, a Falcon Punch can produce the same effects as dividing by zero.
While the beginning of the universe was made thanks to a simultaneous Falcon Punch, it are a fact! Internet Theologians and Scientists scour scrolls and the stars themselves for signs of two Falcon Punches of equal amounts of win, colliding. Should this ever come to be, it will result in this:
As you can see, this is clearly the VelociRapture! So make your peace with Raptor Jesus now. You have been warned.
[edit] See Also
- Operation Falcon Punch
- Abortion
- Limit break
- Over nine thousand
- Epic Maneuver
- OH SHI-
- Divide by zero
- Barrel Roll
