Fair Game
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Fair Game is kind of like The Game except that it sucks even more. It was instituted by L. Ron Hubbard as a means of "protecting" the Church of Scientology. Anybody can be fair gamed for any reason, that includes: Anonymous, Ex-Scientologists, Ex-OSAfags, USENET, Brian Jennings, South Park, and You. Especially you.
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[edit] Holy Shit, WHY?
| —L. Ron Hubbard, HCO Policy Letter of 18 October 1967 |
Well, talk about butthurt. In other words, just about ANYTHING a Scientologist does to ANYONE can be fair game.
[edit] "May be tricked"
If you even joined Scientology, you've been had. Don't even believe it when someone defends Scientology while stating that he/she is not a Scientologist. Anyone can be tricked into giving those Super-Jews money by setting up anti-psychiatry front groups such as Narconon, Citizens Commission on Human Rights, and a bunch of other bullshit groups that are probably trying to molest your kids right now.
[edit] "Sued"
As if we needed to talk about this. Anyone that has even looked at this article is going to jail for slander or libel or some shit. Though its strange that we could be sued for something that we have evidence for yet we cannot sue Scientology for making up bullshit like "Anonymous is being funded by Psychiatrists, gun runners, Nazis, and the Russian Mafia" with no evidence. Most scibloggers state that Scientology sues to keep its intellectual property from falling into the wrong hands. That sounds justified right? We wouldn't want that Tom Cruise Missile to get into the wrong hands.
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[edit] "Lied to"
Everything that Tommy Davis says is a lie. Though most Scientologists would rather just play dumb. Xenu? Thetans? I have no idea what you're talking about. Its pretty easy to see how every Scientologist testimony you will ever hear contradicts another story.
[edit] "Destroyed"
[edit] Fair Game? In MY Chanology?
Its more likely than you think. In fact, it happens every fucking day. Idiots like Terryeo and Tom Newton constantly deny that Fair Game is still in effect because a certain douchebag ordered the cancellation of fair game, but apparently only on the use of the term, not the act itself. What the hell? Thats like saying "Alright folks, its called 2girls1cup from now on, not Shitsluts, its bad publicity." Anyway, if you really are so delusional that you think that Scientology is entirely innocent in this war then I ask WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES?
- Calling on a fake hacker group to attack Switzerland.
- Attempting to get over 9000 injunctions against the protests.
- Throwing eggs at Protesters.
- Breaking their own Church windows.
- Discrimination against Anonymous at public stores and restaurants.
- Stalking anons and news reporters.
- Impersonating anons.
- Impersonating news reporters.
- Namefagging anons on jewtube.
- Flipping off Anon's masks and taking pictures of their faces.
- Slashing tires.
- ATTEMPTED MURDER Loosening the bolts on an anon's tires ATTEMPTED MURDER.
- CLASS D FELONY Faking a bomb threat while impersonating an anon. Oh and yeah, we have proof that Scientology is behind it. CLASS D FELONY.
- Taking down Mark Bunker's youtube channel for no reason whatsoever.
- Taking down 4000 youtube videos for no reason whatsoever.
- Lying on national television, yes we have proof. See below for a hint.
- Attempting to censor Wikilinks.
- DDOS attacks against enturbulation.org
[edit] What can I do?
Nothing. It is impossible to reason with a Scientologist because 1) You are way too intelligent in comparison to them and 2) They honestly believe that fair game is a core tenet in their belief system. This has even been cited in court cases by Scientology's own lawyers (not to mention, AFTER fair game was discontinued). So don't even bother trying to explain yourself because you'll just be fair gamed again. In fact, statistics show that you are likely to be fair gamed at least twice between now and the time you go to the bathroom. Big Brother is always watching you.
