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Some fag experiecing fail in /b/star

From the dawn of time, there have been FAIL

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Ever since the the creation of the Universe, to the times of Jesus Christ, and even in modern times, there have always been fails. For example, you.

Many people whom have recently discovered the intarwebz find this meme, EXTREMELY lolworthy and so they enjoy sharing it with their friends by screeching "FAIL, LOLOLOLOL OMG DIZ IS FUNNY ROFL", whenever they mess up, even slightly with any of life's given problems. These people, of course are retards and should be avoided at all costs.

“	Of all the mutilations of the English language that have surfaced on the Internet, the abuse of the word "fail" would surely count as one of the very worst. The word "fail" was originally a verb, so grammatically correct use would be "I am worried that I am going to fail the test." However, its usage has changed over the years, as internet users of various web forums began using it as a noun, referring to something as being "full of fail," as an adjective, such as saying, "This is fail," or even as a general exclamation of disgust by saying quite simply, "FAIL."	„
—-Some douchebag providing an example of fail

The meme (YOU FAIL IT) originates from the arcade game Blazing Star. Of all the game's obvious draws — among them fast-paced action, disco music, and animu-style cut scenes — its staying power comes from its wonderfully terrible Japanese-to-English translations. If you beat a level, the screen flashes with the words: "You beat it! Your skill is great!" If you lose, you are mocked: "You fail it! Your skill is not enough! See you next time! Bye bye!"

Using You fail it in conversation

Conversation: YOU FAIL! (IT).

FAIL!!

FAIL

The encyclopedia of fail

Animal fail.

The master of FAIL

klb's journal
- "It's slang from slashdot, k5 and other places. Started primarily by some of the more obnoxious members of these sites. The full original form is 'YOU FAIL IT (it is the thing you failed)'. And has branched out from there in a variety of forms."
Athletes.com Forums
- "Bulking is for professional bodybuilders. You are not aThe professional bodybuilder. Therefore, you fail it (it is not being a loser)."
Want A Billion Dollars?
- "Seeing as you can't even stabilize a URL. You Fail It. It is using the World Wide Web. (It's not much fun at the top. I envy the common people, their hearty meals and Bruce Springsteen and voting.)"
[1]
- "CYBER FAILZ. LOL"
Paris Hilton's Notebook Gets Hacked
- "Goddamn it, learn to troll would you? If you going to be taken as credible, you need to at least come from a somewhat reasonable position. All you're doing is trying to defend something that is quite clearly the best thing that's happened on the internet in, I dunno, MONTHS. You fail it (it is being worthy of 20721). Go back to your trollaxor gaysex, chutney ferret."
Rep. Mark Foley (R,FL) resigns after 16-year-old boy releases inappropriate e-mails and chat logs to ABC
- "LOL, did you see that congressman resigned? He totally failed it. You fail it (it is not raping children).
- "If the failing of a thousand fails were to fail in the fail zone, that would be like the failing of your failure." & "Now I become am Failzor, the failer of life." ~ J. Robert Oppenheimer

Failing on teh Internets

These are some useful spellings of fail you may come across in your travels:

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fayel
fhail
fhayle
Fayhill
fhaile
fhaiyle
fahyll
failz
failzorz
fhailskies
fhaylezorz
phail
phail with a PhD
ph4il
ph41l
ph4il3
phailzorz
fhphaiiylle
PH4=ACIDIC FAIL
Epin

 FFFF  AAAA  III  L
 F     A  A   I   L
 FFFF  AAAA   I   L
 F     A  A   I   L
 F     A  A  III  LLLL

You get the picture.

it should be noted that another good use of fail would be epic fail.

Now That You're Disappointed..

Do you remember the shitty article you just wasted two and a half minutes scrolling through? Yes, that was fail.

Gallery

The Gallery of Fail

an example of epic fail	Failing Phil Collins	Irish FAIL	~~Dr Phil's failing counterpart~~ the real Dr. Phil.
You can't hide your failure from God.	YOU FAIL IT (it is killing dirty Ay-rabs)	Patriotic fail.	You're OUT OF ORDER and you FAIL
FAILBOAT!

I bet he gives great helmet	FAIL	Bummer	In Soviet Russia mad men watches you!
FAILURE	Trifag can't newforce.	FAILURE (edit with EFG)
Your parents failed with you		Bad luck meme	i r be faylin
Sheezyart fagerans even know fail.	Failcat doing what he does best.	The iPhone doing what it does best.	FAIL
bringing a sword to a gun fight = fail		Children Fail
			Multiple Fail
Fail.	This is how to ~~fall~~ fail	He must have forgot his steroids
When furries fail			The Fail 2008 Presidential Erection
EPIC FAIL	Yes? Wait...No. I forgot i was ghey.	Some ED editors fail too.	Bob Dylan says you fail.
Your fail does not amuse...			He looks like he has fail up his pooper!
	VACCINATION FAIL!	"Conduct is Excellent, Effort is poor."	The biggest, and most repeated commercial fail in history
Pro-Lifers fail bad at advertising.		Mission failed.	ASTROOMICAL FAILURE!!!
I'll just leave this here.	Fail. enough said.	Taking failure to the extreme.	Seriously, how can you do that?
Stupidity often leads to failure	You know you've had it when even the BSOD fails.	And just when you thought there couldn't possibly be more fail...	...There's a lot more around the corner.
Sonic fags are the biggest failures at life to ever exist on earth.	Even ED isn't safe from the occassional fail.	FAIL	You flail it.
		YOU FAIL AT LIFE	Life has dealt you shit.
Google Fail	Fail in Soviet Poland	Tv caption fail.	FAIL
	If you...	...happens to...	...think that...
...this is...	...fail,...	...please consider...	...THIS!
Atheism Fail		Even the mighty MacOS X can fail.	This teacher thinks 1 mile is less than 1 km.
Not even Cloud is safe.	the Jew of fail	Gotta whole lotta fail	Self explanatory.