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Fagolescence

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A range of fagolescents not understanding the arc of life. From left: 40-something, 30-something, and late 20s. You're not getting any younger, fagtards.

Valleyfag's bovine bitch Owen Thomas with hair indicating he's deep in his fagolescence. Those bitch tits don't help.

Fagolescence is the tendency of faggots to never stop acting like teenage boys. This phenomenon can be seen in MySpace, Facebook and Friendster profiles of faggots over the age of 30 who look like they are getting their photos taken for a high school yearbook. A Fagolescent will wear Abercrombie & Fitch, style his hair like a fucktard, get drunk and chase twenty-year old fags well into his late forties and fifties, until it finally dawns on him that most people are mortified by his style and embarrassed by his presence at bars. A Fagolescent is often a bottom cunt during his primes fagolescent years (his thirties) when he is still attractive to the 20 year old fags who want someone to buy them dinner. When the fagsolescent reaches his forties, he starts to get worried and becomes nicer and doesn't mind picking up the tab, just thankful to be around someone in his twenties.

1 Signs you're a Fagolescent
2 Age range of fagolescents
3 Fagolescent Dream Destinations
4 Famous Fagolescents

[edit] Signs you're a Fagolescent

You are over 28 and gay
The places you buy your clothes cater to high schoolers (and your fear of aging)
You have USI
You worry about what is cool well past the point when straight men no longer care
You wear a goatee
You think you look cool wearing expensive sunglasses
You style your hair to stand up in some fashion
You don't date fags your own age
You still get drunk and go bar hopping
Life accomplishment, knowledge and spiritual growth aren't as important as the gym and your tan, since the twenty year old homos you chase can't carry on a conversation about anything that matters.
You become a victim and use the excuse that you didn't get to be a whore in your teens because your were repressed, so you need to make up for it now, even though everyone else you knew in high school has married and started a family and you are alone
You do drugs
You listen to Daughtry = faggotry
You try to deny that you are a fagolescent
You have candles in your apartment
You strive to be an individual but yet you wear all of the same fag shit as the other fagolescents

[edit] Age range of fagolescents

The fagolescence lasts from 28 until about 47. Although many fags continue to act this way past the age of 49, that's just because they are batshit insane furfags.