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Typical Pro-Fag propaganda.

Fag can refer to:

Someone with zero vagina tolerance
A term of derision/endearment. Your affiliation/location suffixed with "fag"; e.g. EDfag, Amerifag, newfag, Gaiafag, etc.
Someone who is just an inconsiderate douche or sucks in general
A cigarette, to the subjects of Her Majesty
A bundle of sticks or fascio, plural: fasci
A kind of meatball
Anyone who plays TOW Online

Faggotry

Some argue that faggotry can set in at a young age.

Faggotry is the act of participating in homosexual activities, especially on the internets.

Faggotry is making people into faggots.
Faggotry is also making homosexuals into filthy whores by directing them to sites like gay.com and Just Us Boys. Filthy.

Faggotry = Cool?

SO COOL

In some cases, raging fags have been known to be relatively cool. But, they were usually found to be straight or at least bi-sexual and just acted like fags to score pussy. That aside, many people on the internet now look up to homosexuals; as they are consistently winners on American Idol and very popular on social networking sites like MySpace. This rule of online faggotry is especially true concerning DeviantART and ED. In other cases of cool homosexual behavior, a mainstream gay celebrity will act straight. These closeted yet outwardly butch celebrities can be quite popular, and the list of fag stars in denial continues to grow. Dane Cook, Andy Dick, Rock Hudson and Hollywood guru/scifag Tom Cruise top the list.

Faggots in Literature

Faggots are well known to have influence in the billowy curtained boudoir of literature. Adversely, some Nelly novelists divert their attention to lax restricted wikis and display a Roman shower of faggotry by writing entries similar to and including the following example.

Faggots on ED IRC

An example of raw faggotry at work.

<jackbos> Can I make him dance and stuff?
<eppigy> you can make my dong dance
<jackbos> I don't even need a powerword for that.
<eppigy> true
<jackbos> All I need is my lubed up quivering anus.
<eppigy> wow
* eppigy has left #ed

Faggots in Today's Society

Fags in the media! Who'da guessed?

Nowadays because of hippies, every straight person has to love and accept fags. If you ever punch a fag, it is a hate crime instead of just an annoying piece of shit being rightfully beaten.

Anyone who dislikes fags is considered a homophobe because it's inconceivable that you would dislike them for a reason other than being scared of them. ~~Gay~~ Fag-loving cities affectionately refer to themselves as "free-zones"; a horrible misnomer considering you are not free to say anything mean about fags, and you are forced to pretend to like them.

Faggot Facts

Faggots were called "savoury ducks" in the Middle Ages
Faggots were named after the Latin word for bundle
Faggots were originally made with pig's liver and offal
Faggots are now made from pork liver and pork
Fans have published the Good Faggot Guide

Faggot Tree

The Faggot Tree grows a new branch every time a person (or organization) does something faggy. At its current rate of growth it will consume the known universe sometime next Thursday. Which means you better pull your cock out and cock slap your mother.

Events in which multiple branches sprout from the Faggot Tree:

Your birth
The formation of the Gay Straight Alliance
The Lolocaust
A new furry joins the fandom
Women's suffrage becomes legal
The invention of Broadway plays
m00t unleashing /r9k/ on 4chan
When desuchan was invented

Differences Between Homos and Faggots

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Homos are normal people who have gay sex in private and keep it private, whereas faggots flaunt it and demand to be treated better than gods. Faggots may exhibit one or more of the following behaviors:

Wearing that stupid rainbow shit.
Talking with a lithp.
Marching in a "Gay Pride" parade, typically in silver speedos or some other hideous faggot costumery.
Talking about sex they have never had 24/7.
Saying "Hel-Lo!".
Not talking and wearing shitty signs on "The Day of Silence", honoring some fag.

Videos of Fags

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Gallery of Fags

Faggotry

Ancient faggotry.

Klatuu Berata Fabulous

To become a faggot, you must enter this tunnel.

Or this tunnel.

The Military-Homosexual agenda at work.	IN SOVIET RUSSIA: EVERYONE =FAGGOT	The Reigning King	Sighting of four faggots
Over 9000 Faggots are eaten in the UK every day.	300 is fine too.	Another surefire way to distinguish a fag: noticeable disdain at being raped by sexy cumwhores (not camwhores).	Fags love their pink balloons.
Fag	Yahoo! Fag	The Faggot Family!	World famous faggot, Randy Orton enjoys a reach-around from his husband, John Cena.
Faggotry knows no borders.	America: keeping fags in their place.	where he from?
Bassoon, a phallus-shaped musical instrument, goes by the innocuous moniker "Fagot" in many languages, including Dootsch.	Faggotry has been around since the beginning of time itself.	Furry is one common flavor of faggot.	4 Pork Faggots in rich west country sauce.
Typical sexual activity between two homosexuals.	The Simpsons lures viewers into faggotry with made up definitions.		Fags come in all shapes and sizes, but generally have giant hairy legs
couple o'fags who are up to no good.	It's a well known fact that emos and fags HAET each other.	Faggots can be found in every type of habitat.
A CHALLENGER APPEARS	If this is the kind of cake your son wants to have for his birthday, he's a fag.	ZOMG It must be true!	The faggot police are on patrol!