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Classic image macro for use in cases of extreme faggotry.

It's a well known fact that emos and fags HAET each other.

Tempting people with early Pro-fag propaganda

Mat Strangemann at a young age.

Faggots can be found in every type of habitat.

Bassoon, a phallus-shaped musical instrument, goes by the innocuous moniker "Fagot" in many languages, including, you guessed it, Dootsch.

A CHALLENGER APPEARS

Great Big One

If this is the kind of cake your son wants to have for his birthday, he's a fag.

ZOMG It must be true!

Fag can refer to:

You
A term of derision/endearment. Your affiliation/location followed by the word fag; e.g. EDfag, Amerifag, newfag, Gaiafag, etc.
Someone who sucks in general
Someone with zero vagina tolerance
A homosexual
A cigarette, in some cultures
A bundle of sticks
A kind of meatball
Anyone who plays TOW Online
Anyone that plays WoW

Faggotry

Faggotry, also known as Fagocity or Fagatronics, is the act of participating in homosexual activities, especially on the internets.

Faggotry is making people into faggots.
Faggotry is also making homosexuals into filthy whores by directing them to sites like gay.com and Just Us Boys. Filthy.

Faggot Tree

The Faggot Tree grows a new branch every time a person (or organization) does something faggy. At its current rate of growth it will consume the known universe sometime next Thursday. Which means you better pull your cock out and cock slap your mother.

Events in which multiple branches were added to the Faggot Tree:

Your birth
The formation of the Gay Straight Alliance
The Lolocaust
A new furry joins the furfagdom
Women's suffrage becomes legal
The invention of Broadway plays
m00t unleashing /r9k/ on 4chan
When desuchan was invented

Faggotron

An individual that exhibits an unusually large amount of faggotry and therefore is likely to be a robot created for the sole purpose of being a faggot. Not to be confused with that stupid kike Adam Sandler's character Gay Robot.

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Faggots in Literature

Faggots are well known to have influence in the billowy curtained boudoir of literature. Adversely, some Nelly novelists divert their attention to lax restricted wikis and display a Roman shower of faggotry by writing entries similar to and including the following example.

Furfags

Furfags are widely known for their ability to comprehend the artwork of a fox with eight dicks, fourteen vaginas on their chest and a dildo in each of their 5 assholes. They sometimes even dress themselves in fur suits, to make themselves look like a fox, or some other gay anime shit.

Furfaggotry also utilizes Rule 34 to rape the absolute shit out of our feeble childish memories.

How a furfag is made: Jimmy was five years old when his parents took him to Disneyworld. He got hugged by many men in Mickey Mouse costumes and other fursuits. Later that year, Jimmy demanded all of the present and future Disney movies involving animals. After watching them 10 times each, he had his first wanking experience while watching The Lion King. Thus, in Jimmy, a furry is fucking born.

A demonstration of furfaggotry, as shown by Jimmy: In the sixth grade there are two kids, Joey and Jimmy. Jimmy, as stated above, is a homo/furfag. They both get the assignment to do a report on the cheetah. Joey and Jimmy go to each others' homes and study long and hard. They even find out where cheetahs live and eat. The next day, they turn in the report, and their teacher, Mrs. Williams, gives them an A+. They are both extremely excited. Joey decides that's the end of it and goes on with his life, but Jimmy stays up all night making a cheetah costume with a little hole for his penis so he can have sex without taking off the fursuit. He then becomes an artist and draws pictures of a cheetah with four penises and three vaginas fucking the absolute shit out of a tiger who has a dildo implanted on its head and seven tits and three dick-nipples.

What the Furfag Thinks: YIFF YIFF SCRITCH SCRITCH SCRITCH OMFG LULZ LOL I THINK I'M A FUCKING HORSE WITH FOUR HUNDRED DICKS ON MY FOREHEAD

What You Think: YIFF IN HELL FURFAG

Fags on ED IRC

<jackbos> Can I make him dance and stuff?

<eppigy> you can make my dong dance

<jackbos> I don't even need a powerword for that.

<eppigy> true

<jackbos> All I need is my lubed up quivering anus.

<eppigy> wow

* eppigy has left #ed

Behold raw faggotry at work.

Faggot Facts

The faggot police are on patrol!

If you wake up next to this, you're a fag.

Faggots were called "savoury ducks" in the Middle Ages
Faggots were named after the Latin word for bundle
Faggots were originally made with pig's liver and offal
Faggots are now made from pork liver and pork
Fans have published the Good Faggot Guide

Faggotry = Cool?

In some cases, raging fags have been known to be relatively cool. But, they were usually found to be straight or at least bi-sexual and just acted like fags to score pussy. That aside, many people on the internet now look up to homosexuals; as they are consistently winners on American Idol and very popular on social networking sites like MySpace. This rule of online faggotry is especially true concerning DeviantART and ED.

In other cases of cool homosexual behavior, a mainstream gay celebrity will act straight. These closeted yet outwardly butch celebrities can be quite popular, and the list of fag stars in denial continues to grow. Dane Cook, Andy Dick, Rock Hudson and Hollywood guru/scifag Tom Cruise top the list.

Hard to believe this faggot is actually a nigger, amiright?

Difference Between Homos and Faggots

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The short version: Homos are normal people who have man sex in private and keep it that way, faggots flaunt it and demand to be treated better than gods.

The long version: Faggots may exhibit one or more of the following behaviors:

Wearing that stupid rainbow shit.
Talking with a litshp.
Marching in a "Gay Pride" parade, typically in silver speedos or some other hideous faggot costumery.
Talking about sex they have never had 24/7.
Saying "Hel-Lo!".
Talking with an obnoxious (usually forced) stereotypical faggy accent.
Not talking and wearing shitty signs on "The Day of Silence", honoring some fag.

Faggots in Today's Society

Fags in the media! Who'da guessed?

Nowadays because of fucking liberals and hippies, every straight person has to love and accept fags. If you ever punch a fag, it is a hate crime instead of just them being an annoying piece of shit.

Anyone who dislikes fags is considered a homophobe because it's inconceivable that you would dislike them for a reason other than being scared of them.

~~Gay~~ Fag-loving cities affectionately refer to themselves as "free-zones"—a horrible misnomer considering you are not free to say anything mean about fags, and you are forced to pretend to like them.

Gallery of Faggotry

Galleria de Faggotry

Ancient faggotry.

Klatuu Berata Fabulous

To become a faggot, you must enter this tunnel.

Or this tunnel.

The Military-Homosexual agenda at work.	IN SOVIET RUSSIA: EVERYONE =FAGGOT	The Reigning King	Sighting of four faggots
Over 9000 Faggots are eaten in the UK every day.	300 is fine too.	Another surefire way to distinguish a fag: noticeable disdain at being raped by sexy cumwhores (not camwhores).	Fags love their pink balloons.
Fag	Yahoo! Fag	The Faggot Family!	World famous faggot, Randy Orton enjoys a reach-around from his husband, John Cena.
Faggotry knows no borders.	America: keeping fags in their place.	where he from?
Faggotry has been around since the beginning of time itself.	Furry is one common flavor of faggot.	4 Pork Faggots in rich west country sauce.	Typical sexual activity between two homosexuals.
The Simpsons lures viewers into faggotry with made up definitions.		Fags come in all shapes and sizes, but generally have giant hairy legs	couple o'fags who are up to no good.
Sniper's eye view of a fag.	Your average fag.