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FIRRIB

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Gay robot drama spills out from the internets and into IRL!
Gay robot drama spills out from the internets and into IRL!

The easiest way to troll a Transformers community, and also the most persuasive argument for rounding the entire fandom up and launching them into the sun. Possibly, a poster could have intended to post FBIBRB, and was v& as he typed.

The Argument

FIRRIB is an acronym for 'Frenzy Is Red, Rumble Is Blue', or possibly 'Faggot In Rectum, Require Intervention Bunghole'. The drama stems from the fact that two minor characters were colored differently from their toy representations. "Rumble" was blue on the cartoon but his toy was red. "Frenzy" was red on TV but blue IRL. And that's it. Seriously, that's all there is.

The Truth

NOBODY GIVES A SHIT. The show was designed as toy advertising for retarded children with ADD and the toys were manufactured by sweatshop workers in some Third-World hellhole. But this doesn't stop a bunch of basement dwellers and adult babies from treating the matter like a religious crusade, chiefly because lack of sex has shut down 90% of their brains.

  • best way to piss off rumble or frenzy fans is to get their colors wrong.

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WTF FIRRIB is part of a series on acronyms.
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