Ffruustration
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
[edit] The Problem
Many of us have experienced the discomfort of having our bums washed in the vile liquid regurgitated by the porcelain throne. Awhile back, a creative /b/tard powered up MS Paint and decided it was time to do something about his now-drenched anus. What he created was a four scene comic showing all the typical steps of using the loo, of course he spared no gory details. As his problem was described, stagnant water is always reflected back at one's buttocks while taking a healthy poo. He wanted to know how many others are similarly afflicted, and if there was anything that could be done to remedy this condition.
[edit] The Solution
Thus it was that another /b/tard was nice enough to share an old family secret as to how this travesty may be avoided. A simple layer of toilet paper, resting on the surface of the water can almost entirely reduce the risk of unwanted feedback from your aquatic audience.
[edit] The Meme
This conversation proved lulz-worthy enough that in the true fashion of /b/, it had the first three frames shooped out. /b/tards then went crazy narrating the most frustrating part of their lives into a form that struck a chord with the rest of the /b/ collective. Many of these were centered around other annoying bathroom occurrences, but it eventually spread into every corner of a /b/tard's life. Fapping, sex, forced memes and common copypasta have been targeted as well. Among the more notable features of this meme, are the fact that anyone can participate, not just those with extraordinary photoshop skills. This same fact may very well be part of its downfall, as every unfunny newfag is allowed the opportunity to create some piece of utter disaster.
[edit] How Newfags are ruining the Meme (Copypasta)
"Why this OC sucks. These comics are only funny because they make you reflect on common everyday situations and problems that pretty much anyone knows. That is why they don't need a real punchline. Because people are supposed to go: 'Shit, it sucks when that happens, lol.' Remember the first one? Where the guy takes a shit and water splashes up to his ass? That kind of stuff happens to everyone. And because we all know these situations, we find it humorous that no one talks about them- thus the comic makes us lol. This is also why... ...they need no fucking explanation like: Unpleasant feeling-FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU Disgusting-FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU Sister walks in-FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU It kills the joke. The last funny thing about them is how shitty they are drawn. Even this last laugh gets raped and raped and raped by obnoxious newfags who are just trying to fucking hard."
[edit] CANCER
Sometime last thursday, in an act of blatant memetheft, a newfag decided it would be a good idea to make a blog dedicated to the comic in the style of I can has cheezburger. The said newfag then decided it would be a good idea to spam his stinking wad of fail in the external links section of this article. Please refer to this thread for details, as it would not be a good idea to inflate his ego here. Please also visit irc.chatnets.net #epicrage to aid in the fight against this faggotry.
[edit] A Smorgasbord of Ffruustration
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[edit] Variations
 Ffruustration goes Web 2.0 |
 3.0 |
 Atomic variant. |
 Artistic variant. |
 Sketchy variant. |
 FFFFFUUUUUCK YEAH! |
 Everything went better than expected. |
[edit] Epic Ffruustration Comic
Sometime in the recent past, a 15-part ffruustration-inspired comic appeared on 4chan to the delight of many channers. The comic starred the character of /v/ in his epic struggle to combat the unrelenting forces of /b/. Although it ripped off a bunch of other stories, the comic was surprisingly well-done, and also surprisingly true. Thus, it has become very popular on both /v/ and /co/. However, as expected, within a few days, the majority of /v/ turned back to bitching at each other and raging on the comic, denouncing it as /b/ shit, effectively missing the point completely and displaying their ironic faggotry. The comic in question:
The comic artist also have uploaded a link with all his work: http://rapidshare.com/files/167438815/V_vs_B.rar
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[edit] See Also
Categories: Memes | Stub | 4chan
