Fctc
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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| Type | Playing card company |
| Founded | Australia (2007) |
| Location | Saitama, Area 11 |
| Key people | Togusa_section9, FCTCNaota, Charlie McRapekit and Robert Smith (Ausfag Founders), FCTCShopoke, (First Member) Atxscubasteve22, (Supreme Emperor - deceased) Tophat (Ex-KGBmember) Anal_Joy49, (Weeaboo /v/irgin) Something1, (weeaboo /weed/tard) |
| Industry | Trolling |
| Products | Nintendo Shitkyoob playing cards clothing for Prinnies giant horse cock dildos |
| Website | www.fctc.org |
The KFCTC, or Kawaii Friendly Cute niaTeppelinismaiwaifu Club is a group of basement dwellers with horrible acne that was founded for unknown reasons, but is best known for trolling YouTube. The FCTC were the second most active force on the side of lulz in the Youtube Furry War. The first was, of course, the intellectual capacity of your average furfag.
Formed as the FCTC, the group started out by simply posting comments on furfaggot userpages and videos, they're now primarily involved in making videos. The FCTC boasts such Youtube "famous" trolls as ATXScubaSteve, Dei3and8, Sylvesterfox, and Ultraforge. It is also home to many lesser trolls who are shit.
For the most part, this article has been, since its creation, complete shit (though a special kind of shit), and does not accurately represent the FCTC. Because of this, the FCTC has been accused by a few users of this site of being unwarrantably self-important. The FCTC has also been accused by many furfags of being EVIL HARTLESS NASIS WHO H8 LOV. One of these is true, and that is furry logic. For up-to-date news on this ongoing drama, see Talk:Fctc.
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Beginnings
The FCTC began when four Ausfags, Togusa_section9, AngrySonicKid (now Charlie McRapekit), Robert Smith (missing in action), and KFCTCNaota were chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool and all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school, when Lord Niggertron descended from the heavens and said to them "YUO FAGGITS SHOULD START A TORRLAN KREW AND TORRL FURRFAGGITS ON THE INTERNETS". So they did just that. Eventually, they made enough money to purchase jetpacks and flamethrowers so that they could go on a global furfag burning trip. Of course, none of this actually happened, they were just high on jenkem.
How it actually went down is a mystery, lost to the ages.
For several months, the FCTC existed only as a secret trolling clubhouse for the four friends. In fact, the FCTC would have remained tiny and pointless if not for a (semi-)fortunate accident: right before the Youtube Furry War began, the Patriotic Nigras had a terrible (but temporary) bout of the drama and the AIDS, and so several of its members left like spider experts. These members wanted to keep trolling, but trolling as a group is more fun than trolling alone for various reasons, and so they were looking for a new group of Internets superheroes to waste their time with. Thus, when Naota's video was put in the Youtube Furry War article (which, I think, was featured at the time), the PN refugees flocked to the FCTC. However, most of them just grew disinterested and vanished because of the lack of freedom Youtube could offer in comparison.
Achievements
Youtube Furry War
The first major event the FCTC were involved in was the YouTube Furry War. They were a driving force behind this event, although most records of the trolling and subsequent butthurt have been flagged and deleted. See article for more information.
Youtube Sonicfag Battle
During the Youtube Furry War, Slowpoke, screamed "FUCKING SONICFAGS" and started a second, much smaller and much more one-sided war named the Youtube Sonicfag Battle. The Sonicfags were much easier to troll due to the fact that Sonic stopped being good after the Sega Dreamcast and all the semi-intelligent and intelligent fans abandoned ship when Sega decided to go multi-platform.
Sonicwanabe Hacked
During the Sonicfag War, a prolific Sonicfag, Sonicwanabe, decided it was a bright idea to give his password away to an obvious spy. The spai then proceeded to sap his channel and turn it into a FCTC HQ. Afterward, sonicwanabe created a new account and cried like a little bitch about how the mean no lifing trolls hacked him and that it was in no way his own fault for being a stupid fuck.
WolfeeDarkfang
During the required environmental cleaning of the Youtubes required after the messy furry war, the group discovered a Mr. William H Rigsby AKA WolfeeDarkfang. The trolling of this individual took many months (which can be read at the article) but after the FurryOps incident, he finally failed his last. He was b&. Or so the noblemen thought. In fact, he set up a new account almost immediately for a new stand. However, in an absolutely delicious twist of irony, that was b&hammered. A new rejoice was held but it was not to last. His brainwashed disciples whined to the support team and after the third day, the furry Jesus rose. However, he vowed never to fight trolls again. We all know he will definitely keep his word.
Tegaki E - Multiplayer MSPaint
For the FCTC, since May 2008, Tegaki E has been a consistent source of lulz. Being a haven of weeaboos and furfags, it's a perfect place for anyone to raid. The raids from the FCTC has always taken the form of repeatedly drawing sketches of the FCTC's very own forced meme, Old. Old is (as the name suggests) an old man, who is still dressed in his KKK uniform. The users being ever so politically correct get extremely irate over this, leading to really easy trolling.
FCTC Begins to Crumble
A group called the Cool Troll Fighting Crew (CTFC for short) trolled and doxed half of the members in the FCTC, causing the group to rot and die. CTFC members pridefully jerked each other off and spammed YHBT.YHL.HAND on the YouTube channels of FCTC members. Parents sent kids to Bel-Air and people bought dogs.
It's safe to say that the FCTC goes down as the most failed trolling group in all of semi-YouTube history.
2007-2008 WE'LL ALL FORGET
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