Extreme Porn
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Extreme Porn is a variety of lulz which has recently been agreed to be b& by the British government. According to the puppet government who are told what to do by the ghost of Queen Victoria, an "extreme pornographic image" is classified as the following:
- An image which is both pornographic, and an extreme image.
- An image is "pornographic" if it is of such a nature that it must reasonably be assumed to have been produced solely or principally for the purpose of sexual arousal.
- An "extreme image" is an image which is grossly offensive, disgusting or otherwise of an obscene character.
- Furthermore, an image may also be considered "extreme" if it portrays, in an explicit and realistic way, any of the following:
- An act which threatens a person’s life.
- An act which results, or is likely to result, in serious injury to a person’s anus, breasts or genitals.
- An act which involves sexual interference with a human corpse.
- A person performing an act of intercourse or oral sex with an animal (whether dead or alive).
TL;DR: They want to fucking b& anything remotely fappable.
However, it should be noted that whilst extreme pornography is now illegal in England and Wales, there is not yet legislation passed against it in Scotland. However if you thought that Scotland would be a safe place to go if you are a sick fuck, then think again... Alex Salmond plans to bring in laws worse even than that in Scotland sometime soon.
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 Fake (and less fappable), but I wouldn't 'kick it out of bed'. |
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 A dog is fine too! |
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 Bestiality strikes back. |
 I think this definitely qualifies as extreme... |
 I believe drilldo would be the correct term? |
 A doll is fine too. |
 The Catholic church frowns upon your haberdashery. |
 Bill Nye hard at work in his lab. |
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See Also
- Anal Prolapse
- EXTREME ADVERTISING
- Goatse
- Jarman
- Jacqui Smith: big fan of the extreme porn.
- List of sex moves
- Max Hardcore
- Mr. Hands
- 2girls1cup
