Evolution

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An accurate portrayal of human evolution over 9000 years.

Evolution

Christians cover the truth

Unevolved and proud

Evolution was imagined by Charles Darwin (a man who married his cousin) during his voyage to the Galapagos Islands, probably while high on toad poison and the cooked droppings from several dozen species of small native birds. Afterwords he denied that evolution had merit because other sources of evidence found in the complexities of midwife toads had made evolution an invalid concept. But this has been ignored by evolutionists, and they prefer to live in fantasy where man derived from apes and maybe they can present hold a valid case for the world to have sex with a monkey man or even a green monkey to get AIDS and hopefully say that it is normal just like heterosexuals and the current world view of homosexuality. Also, they believe if evolution, in its very essence, should work in its current form, it should allow the progression for evolutionists to make it scientifically possible to conceive any being possible, from Green monkeys to man on man action, man on sheep, and even man on guinea pig. This is their desire to make their version of perfect evolutionary utopian culture where people are man cross dolphin, man cross ape, man cross llama which gives them abilities above human constraints. But currently with all their crazy laws they prefer to attempt cloning so they do not have to be seen as homosexual, monkey humping evolutionists. "SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST". But some say this may be the pathway to new disease of super AIDS that will destroy mankind, but evolutionists are faithful in medical science which was the designer of the AIDS virus.

Evolution, the black people way

The next step in the evolution process for man is the androgyny represented as a success by Marilyn Manson. This is seen by pretty much everyone as fucked up and disturbing but most evolutionists have urges to evolve into such a form so they are demented sickos who want to suck themselves off and feel their own breasts.

The concept of de-evolution is the idea that mankind is devolving into violent, brain-eating apes. Another concept of de-evolution states that we are devolving into LJ Users and shitty Linux groupware suites.

[edit] Evolution and the big question

Evolution says that life spawned from the primordial soup.

Was your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grand daddy....soup?

The Descent of Man

This completely airtight argument provided by Kent "Dr.Dino" Hovind, currently residing in Federal Pound Me In The Ass Prison.

[edit] Online of evolution

Proof that evolution doesn't make anything or anyone smarter or better:

Baby. --->	Harry Potter fan --->	Fangirl --->	Suicide Girl --->
Slut --->	Ghey slut --->	Fallout Boy member

It should also be noted that unlike white people, black people rarely bothered to evolve beyond their primate form.

[edit] Techniques For Promoting Evolution OL

Former President George Ape Bush

There's no way I came from an ape, d00d

Present A United Front

Evolgen.net -- Ripping someone a new asshole using only a single genome.
- Response: "it seems that you seem to be in need of a second asshole yourself, since you're so entirely full of shit. please allow me to rip you a new one (as you so eloquently put it). it is short-sighted, sorry excuses for (amateur?) scientists like yourself that make evolution such easy prey for the creationists."

Apply Diplomacy

"TitansGo.net -- "I have trouble believing in this theory..."
- "Yes, social Darwinism is based off of Darwin's theory, but if you're for social Darwinism, you're a moron. Using Hitler as an example doesn't prove anything other than the fact that he was a big douchebag."

Use Logic

Sci Thread Archive from Usenet.com
- "Soroty? What's a sotory, you illiterate fuck? What are eys? I'll tell you what they are - yet another in an endless blather of excuses from the asswipe who claimed there were colossal holes in the Theory of Evolution."

Hi, Uncle Dave!

Tactfully Renounce Creationism

The science curriculum -- Why teach evolution?
- "Are you fucking calling me a fucking creationist??? I am deeply insulted to be thought of as such a low life piece of shit motherfucker who doesn't reason, and believes all the shit the churches tell them! I hate the sons of bitches who stop at nothing to destroy science just so they can stay in the dark ages! You motherfucker!"