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Everyone dies

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Everyone dies can refer to:

  1. One of life's certainties along with a natural dislike for K-Fed
  2. A cheap way for horror filmmakers to end their movie without coming up with a convincing boss battle.
    1. Shakespeare was the only writer to ever do this right: Prince Hamlet gets to the boss battle, and then everyone dies.
  3. The end of a movie or novel with a very special message about global warming or radiation or whatever.
  4. The end of the world, by zombie apocalypse, the Rapture, or the heat-death of the universe.
  5. "Rocks fall, everyone dies!" -- a nerd catchphrase from webcomic Something Positive.
  6. Internets death:
    1. Ban fucking everyone
    2. Delete fucking everything
    3. BLANKING IN PROGRESS
  7. What happens when the scientists fire up the Large Hadron Collider.


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