Epic fail kid
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Epic Fail Kid is the unwanted bastard son deviation of Epic Fail Guy. He is usually seen wearing the same mask as his father, embarrassed by his failed dad's actions, and hopeful no one will recognise him, although he himself failed many times already. He is known to be molested by his own father repeatedly.
Fail Sheet
- Being Epic Fail Guy's child.
- Mistaking the BFG9000 as the Portal gun.
- Sticking his fingers in a power outlet.
- Using niggers as stunt doubles to do stuff like sticking their penises into a power outlet.
- Burning himself while trying to get rid of Anon's posts.
- Existing.
- ????
- Profit!
Epic Fail Kid Sex Theory
Face it, you faggot! If Epic Fail Guy can father a kid, then even a basement dweller such as yourself can get laid. So get out of your mom's basement and start fulfilling your evolutionary purpose, you fucking fail bucket!
Gallery of fail
 EFK's mother. This proves just how much of a massive failure his father is. |
 Epic Fail Kid owning himself. |
 Ah, memories... |
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 Not even EFK is safe from Pedobear. |
 Well at least he didn't upload this by mistake. |
 Why hello there. |
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Epic Fail Kid may also refer to Whammy/Whammi kid, as seen here: [1]
See also
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