English
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English is the only language that counts. If you don't speak it, it means you are a Wapanese Nigga and a terrorist.
If you are English, however, you don't count for shit.
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[edit] The English Language
The English language was invented by Americunts to differentiate themselves from the English people. They failed by giving it the wrong name (English).
[edit] The English People
The English people have buck teeth and sit on their arses in fairy-land castles with tiny cups of highland tea. The enjoy playing crochet with fat queens who masturbate to Chris Crocker.
The English people have the consistency of cum, have cum stuck in their throats and bathe in cum once a month.
They are the descendants of a new breed of traitor Americunts who left their homes last Thursday on a quest for Indie music. The English people have been seriously butthurt over losing over 9000 Polo contests to the French since 1337, and it is allegedly known that they don't have access to the Internets. Teh English people can't speak English for shit, FFS.
[edit] Full English
A shorthand name for a full English breakfast that you're likely to experience if you visit the land of the English people. Nobody has ever eaten it.
The full English usually consists of:
- a couple of bits of greasy bacon
- a flavorless sausage composed of 3% pubic hair, 90% wood shavings and 7% bumfluff
- a fried egg
- a spoonful of beans floating in tomato sauce
- half a tomato
- cold toast
- black pudding (boiled Godzilla's blood)
The "full English" tastes like shit.
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