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Engineer

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This page has potential but it needs a lot of work. It could benefit from Developers and Engineers if they did their fucking work instead of fapping to babes like your mom that come out and give them Lemon juice on those hot steamy days like how she let me put my jackhammer into her tool box. I mean hurry the fuck up and get back to work, you lazy pieces of shit. Discuss edits that might add to the lulz on this article's talk page.

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Everyone knows engineers do not want to have sex. Engineers love telling you that you are doing it wrong because years of drinking there way through Collage makes them a expert. Engineers invented the timecube. And the gamecube. If you are not an engineer, you are educated stupid. Types of engineers include Electrical, Computer, Chemical and Civil. If you are an engineer, you can tighten up the graphics and create graphic masterpieces like goatse. In fact, if this whole topic and stupid page is pretty unfunny its because theres only two lame engineer jokes in existance.