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This list was cleared as of Saturday, April 26, 2008 with AOTN's scheduled up to May 7, 2008.

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Contents 1 Billy Mays 2 Updates? 2.1 The Beer Pong Massacre 2.2 House Kheperu 2.3 Gelly 2.4 marking future aotn's 2.5 WisCon 2.6 Liart66 2.7 Conservapedia 2.8 Crystal Shinkle 2.9 Laura Talbot 2.10 Know Your Meme 2.11 Ricki Raven 2.12 Inmendham 2.13 Twilight 2.14 David Hockey 2.15 Soulja Boy 2.16 WRU Caylee Anthony? 2.17 Timturd 2.18 SHAMWOW! 2.19 Kevin Rudd 2.20 Douglas L Payne Jr 2.21 Bean 2.22 Gorilla199 2.23 Featured article 08/02/09: Fail 2.24 Jaranda and SlimVirgin 2.25 Selene 2.26 Lady GaGa 2.27 Brenda Williams 2.28 User:David Boothroyd/David Boothroyd 2.29 Reverendluke 2.30 Mars Defden 2.31 PETA

Billy Mays

Should we put him up on the front page, just to acknowledge him or something? GlobalUnderscore 16:58, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Updates?

Nothing's been updated since October ninth. If someone has a list of the past featured articles, it would be great if they could update things or give the list to someone who can.

The Beer Pong Massacre

This is a total lollercoaster. Everyone's gotta see this, while it's still fresh. Truth is a great form of lulz Thewarondrugslost 00:50, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

House Kheperu

DO IT.

Gelly

I just adjusted the levels on the best pic she ever 'drew' (a realism one) and found out she bullshitted the whole thing.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Gelly she's pretty sensitive about me finding that out, and about her article in general. she is a total lolcow, if enough people raided her dA page she'd kill herself. she'd probably die anyway if she was on ED's front page. DIESEL 06:48, 8 October 2008 (CDT)

marking future aotn's

suggesting a new template, something like:

This article is scheduled to be Article of the Now on {{{1}}}

to be placed in future aotn's, then removed when the article is frontpaged

also suggesting aotn's be locked for their duration to prevent aids

h64 20:27, 10 May 2008 (CDT)

WisCon

ASAP - ongoing drama --Angus

Liart66

Girl thinks she's a psychic vampire. Schizophrenic. Possible familial drama in the works. All around lulz.

Conservapedia

for May 28 or 29. Whatever. --Richard S. Dreyfuss^WAT 22:31, 17 May 2008 (CDT)

Crystal Shinkle

For May 28 or 29, as soon as possible while the article is fresh. --Magma 09:22, 19 May 2008 (CDT)

Laura Talbot

Whenever. Think it's looking pretty good, and I don't remember seeing it up there previously. - raspberry_rush 23:53, 25 May 2008 (CDT)

Know Your Meme

Frontpage Know Your Meme.

btw they copypaste from ED http://rocketboom.wikia.com/wiki/Know_Your_Meme_2 h64 00:22, 4 June 2008 (CDT)

Ricki Raven

ASAP due to ongoing drama. Plus it hasn't been here yet. (Solarius 06:35, 29 June 2008 (CDT))

Inmendham

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Inmendham

This is one of the funniest articles ive read in a long time. And it hasnt got the views it deserves. Theyid 01:52, 10 July 2008 (CDT)

Twilight

The final book in the horrible Twilight series has a midnight release on August 2nd. The bookstores are having costume contests and the like, so I think we could have lulz of Harry Potter proportions with spoiler trolls. It would be nice if this could be featured on the week of July 27th (the final book goes on sale that week). LoliHAETpizza 17:40, 17 July 2008 (CDT)

• ITA with this comment. I'm not a fan, but the drama is just too lulzy not to advertize. Anna 00:24, 12 August 2008 (CDT)

David Hockey

Drama may flare up considerably again. It's about time due is given. Why? I wish to go beyond mere satisfaction. -Caligasti, 7 August 2008

Soulja Boy

His myspace and youtube were hacked yesterday, see article for details and scat porn, put up as soon as possible. Solarius 09:37, 25 August 2008 (CDT)

WRU Caylee Anthony?

All this time and I haven't seen an article about her. Maybe someone could whip one up to coincide with the next bunch of news about her piece of trash mother (hopefully Padilla revoking her bail?) Replicant10000 12:48, 29 August 2008 (CDT)

See Casey Marie Anthony - although it's still in development. I hadn't heard of this story til I saw it in the wanted now section so I was going through the story as I wrote the article. Prolly needs more funnies before it's AON worthy Piyoko 02:20, 17 September 2008 (CDT)

• Adding stuffs now. Replicant10000 15:50, 25 September 2008 (CDT)

Timturd

A lower form of carbon and water based intelligant life which higher forms of carbon and water based intelligent life are usually forceed to deal with on a daily basis, most frequently while on their way to work in the morning and usually before the higher form of life has had their first and most important daily ration of liquid nurishment (caffine in the form of coffee).

Timturds are usually indeginous to Canada, and certain parts of the Northern United States, but should not be confused with the higher form of intelligent carbon and water based lifeforms known as Canadians (english) or Canadiens (french). Timturds can be very easily found behind the counter or drive-in window of extremely busy and popular Donut shops.

Timturds may also be reffered to as Timtards; however more research is required by Comtemporay Urban Anthropologists, to determine if they are the same species; a sub species, or a completely different species from Timturds. It is however, well established that both Timtards, and Timturds are both indeginous to same area.

SHAMWOW!

Shamwow must be front paged. Even though i am a noob. I believe Shamwow should be the Article of the Now soon.

Kevin Rudd

This article should be on the front page, not because it's jam packed full of lulz or drama, because our beloved prime minister Ruddkipz is censoring our fucking Internet.

There will be protests, there will be rage, and if the article was mentioned on the front page a fuck load more people would know about it.

Protests on November 15th, 11:00 AM (EST), so it is now relevant.

The Downward Spiral 23:58, 1 November 2008 (EST)

Douglas L Payne Jr

Whilst it's over due, I think this should be article of the now as he recently got arrested for child porno:

UPDATE: He was arrested by the Fairfax County Police on 9/16/08 for contributing to the delinquency of a minor and for possession of a computer used in child pornography.

Solarius 10:24, 1 December 2008 (CST)

Bean

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Bean#Bean.27s_Friends_DIE.21_OH_NOES.21

Made up a story about her friends dying using ACTUAL boys who had died in her town as puppets. Even made up a gory story to go along with it; but was called out on it. She then retracted her story and is still changing the story while being trolled on her DA. Desperately trying to cover her ass.

Gorilla199

I'm going to go ahead and nominate my own article, not for my expert job, but because I think this guy is fucking hilarious. He was a video of the now around the LHC turn on failure (he was the guy who says it will let satan in from another dimension, space lizards etc.). Criminal history, Fundie Christian, thinks that triangles in local stores are the marks of intergallactic space lizard demons, internet tough guy and mentally ill enough to be a real tough guy. Whats not to love? -Larumph • msg 19:26, 22 January 2009 (CST)

• Agree. Article's subject has a great potential for lulz. ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 19:29, 22 January 2009 (CST)

Featured article 08/02/09: Fail

The grammar of the introduction to the article on the main page sucks. There doesn't seem to be any way of editing it, either.

Jaranda and SlimVirgin

Both articles look nice on wikipedio related subjects. (Promotop)

Selene

I want to nominate the article I made. Simply because it's funny, has polygamy, drama and has great potential but I have contributed all I could to it. I think that by having it be Article of The Now it will allow others to make it even better. —The preceding comment was added by Unpaidharlot, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

Lady GaGa

Everyone is so split on her, they either love or hate her. I recommend this for the drama causing attributes of having it up. Half will hate it because it is negative of GaGa, and the other half will hate it simply because it IS GaGa. JDIRE 08:00, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Brenda Williams

Four white Scranton cops huffing Jenkem. One black woman with a knife. One dead black woman with a knife. Nuff said. (i heart rape)

User:David Boothroyd/David Boothroyd

The wikipedos actually plan to reinstate him as an admin via RfA on Monday, 6/15/09. Seems like featuring this article would be pretty timely. I just did quite a bit of expansion. Snarfies 14:52, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

Reverendluke

Reverendluke

some of the guys from 888chan had a fun ride on the lollercoaster because of this guy?

Hurry up before he DELETES FUCKING EVERYTHING

Mars Defden

Currently causing much lulzy drama on the JewTubes and other sites. Sefar12 14:07, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

PETA

I think PETA would be a good article of the now since they have been creating lulz for a while because of how retarded they are and how easily they can be trolled. F JUNK DUMP 02:52, 28 October 2009 (UTC)