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[edit] Nevada-tan
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Nevada-tan, also known as Natsumi Tsuji and Girl A, was a crazy 11-year-old bitch who killed one of her classmates with a retractable blade AKA box-cutter for calling her fat over the interwebs. While the murder of children by adults is usually found to be horrifying and disturbing, the murder of a kid by another kid was lulzy enough to become another /b/-tarded meme.
[edit] Nevada-tan and teh Serious Business
Nevada-tan had been heavily involved in the serious business that is Internet before flipping out. She had a website of her very own, which she creatively and originally based completely off of a flash horror game called "The Red Room"[1]. She obsessed over internet urban legends, guro, and other violent things that little kids with no friends flock to. On her website, she had a run-in with a girl named Satomi Mitarai, who is more easily remembered as "Dead Jap"; namely, Dead Jap had posted some unflattering comments on Nevada-tan's website. Wikipedia describes the run-in by saying there were negative comments left on "Girl A"'s website by Mitarai (specifically that she was "heavy"), which is a long way of saying she called her a disgusting fatass. So, Nevada-tan decided to be straight-up with Dead Jap about her feelings. One day during lunch at school, Nevada-tan took Dead Jap into an empty classroom and sliced her to ribbons. With blood all over her University of Nevada sweatshirt (hence the name), Nevada-tan then returned to class, earning her a win for apathy. The Man didn't scare her! And frankly this just seems so Japanese....
[edit] E-fame
Nevada-tan's antics made her an internet celebrity for taking the Internet too seriously. She helped make the "Red Room" popular, even though it was in Wapanese. She also inspired a wave of "fan" art about her, mostly from otaku losers who just drew her like they draw any other character, except wearing a bloody "NEVADA" sweatshirt and carrying a box-cutter. To this day, fat balding lusers and over-caffeinated /b/-tards still crank out the same "lol she killed her classmate" drawings. However, Nevada-tan's e-fame spread far beyond imageboards and crappy fan art - she caused all sorts of Jap Court Drama by making them all get into debates about lowering the age of adult responsibility so psychos like Girl A could be tried as adults. This is a common subject to bring up in threads involving Girl A because it makes the poster look intelligent and concerned about political issues - in reality, they just want the age lowered so they have more access to lolicon.
[edit] How you too can make your very own Nevada-tan fanart!
- Draw a girl, any girl, doing absolutely anything. Hair color, age, clothing are all irrelevant.
- Preferably, but not mandatory, you should draw blood and/or a box-cutter somewhere in the picture.
- IMPORTANT! DO NOT SKIP THIS STEP: Label it Nevada-tan fanart.
- ????
- PROFIT
[edit] Rise To Craziness
This Psychotic Cow Saw The Effin Red Room (LULZ!) The Decided To Go On a Killing Spree killing her Classmate Because She Called Her Fat This Is Insane Shit , dont Do it !
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