What do you do if your family is torn apart by a religious cult? What if some church official meets your daughter on Facebook and persuades her to run away, 1,500 miles from home, so that she can live in that church official’s Florida home? Well, if you are the member of a rabid, bomb-tossing Muslim family, you demand the return of your daughter so that she can be whisked away to Sri Lanka for that time-honored tradition called “honor killing.”
If you happen to be members of the white-bread and very Christian community of New Albany, Ohio, you will see this as yet another chance to shit on Islam…because, well, they deserve it. And if you happen to be the self-important kid, Rifqa Bary, who is the center of this massive shit-vortex, you will allow yourself to be brainwashed just like millions of other defiantly stupid teens across America.
((Fatwa!))