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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Today's featured article/December 20, 2009

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Article of the NowDick Neck

DrForeman, popularly known as Dick Neck, is a famous user on Jewgrounds known singularly for his extremely long, giraffe-like neck which exudes an aura that, when viewed, can best be described as phallic in nature. His claim to fame was initiated when on April 27th, 2009, he created a thread on the Jewgrounds BBS, in which he attempted to illustrate to the site's community what a beast and manly man he was in the weightroom. Unfortunately for Dick Neck, his tactic backfired, and he was thoroughly lambasted and shooped for over 9000 pages of posts about his ridiculous and unsightly fifth appendage, by the hundreds of socially-inept teenagers who compose the site's userbase, and despite whose ardent protestations to the contrary, seemed to be motivated by personal "jellyously".


((Don't you just want to felate it?))
  

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