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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Today's featured article/December 16, 2009
DestinyMew is a deaf, furrySonicfag who is the SECRET GIRLFRIEND of Chasethehedgehog. Her grasp of the English language is terrible at best, and she just can't help Feeding the Trolls. More than her shitty recolours, obnoxious ignorance, and her inability to use more than the curve tool in MSPaint, it is her sheer inability to shut the fuck up that cements her position as a lolcow. This very article festered in ED's glorious bowels, on the verge of deletion for weeks. But in an heroic act of sacrificing oneself for the lulz, DestinyMew BAWWed and created much drama over this article, thus ensuring her a permanent place on ED for years to come. ((ED => Obama))
