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Contents 1 Liek Hueg Swastiget 2 Template:Retard 3 Illegal Cheese: So that's what the kids call it now. 4 Advertisements 5 DISREGARD THAT 6 LOL JEWS 7 SUP ED 8 Burntpickle 9 BUY CURTAINS! GET DOG! RUN FOR LIFE! 10 Many must have seen it 11 Browser for Aspies 12 coheedcambria here 13 Whaaat. 14 ATTENTION FGTS 15 Futs 16 Ebon Lupus deleted his article. 17 Lol, more Wikipedophiles 18 Do we even have an article about this wiki? 19 Cyndilovespiccolo 20 Rangerphiles 21 In Lulz News 22 Strange Coincidence with Wikipedo Surnames 23 Template:Clippit 24 YouTube Lawsuit, Personal Information 25 Video of the Now 26 Fucking NEWFAGS 27 55chan article 28 Proxy 29 Bad/good news 30 Japanese Template 31 This guy needs an article 32 Calling All Dutchspeaking fags 33 Clippy Faggotry 34 Admin Plz 35 A bat stuck between a girl's huge tits 36 Down's Syndrome Dolls 37 dsfsdWH 38 Gerard Way death hoax 39 Moot gives his real name away - Christopher Poole 40 Butthurt Toolfags 41 No Internets but Dis Irresiztubble 42 Also No Internets but Wild & Lulzy 43 /b/tards did Google Swastika Day 44 Big JewTube is Watching You 45 Google Takes on Second Life 46 We need an article on this 47 Scilon BAAAWWWWWWWWWW 48 Name my fish 49 What the hell is this forced meme, "feels good man"? 50 Op to party 51 From the Sysops: Featured Articles, TMIL 52 PZ Meyers 53 Here's something 54 Compromised Wikipedia admin accounts 55 Anonymous in Maxim - August 2008 56 Fox: Jackson used N-word in crude off-air remarks 57 Chris Hansen win 58 Monster Page Raping Faggot 59 Mrs Nesbit's Disney Board 60 DA dumbshit ripe for the raep 61 fuuuuuuuuuuuck 62 Could someone please delete Tropius? 63 Article request, full of lulz 64 Should we have an article on this? 65 This needs moar article 66 This needs moar article too...

Liek Hueg Swastiget

Y'know how we got tons of channers to search the swastika symbol on google and put it at the top of the "Hot trends" list? WE GOT ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE L.A. TIMES BUSINESS SECTION. And they actually named 4chan as the culprit. WE NEED AN ARTICLE NAO PLZ.

HSR 22:25, 12 July 2008 (CDT)

Template:Retard

I just saw this, and lolled.

Tfo_{Talk to me}^{Listen to me.} 17:03, 22 June 2008 (CDT)

Illegal Cheese: So that's what the kids call it now.

Bathtub cheese bust in Cali.

In related news: http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/41687/Amy-told-Change-or-you-die-in-3-months/ <-'cheese' addict'.--Rommel 01:43, 23 June 2008 (CDT)

Advertisements

I just noticed that there are no longer any advertisements to the left of ED pages. Perhaps they should be put back up, for that would earn ED a little extra money. — Grawp 02:00, 23 June 2008 (CDT)

• He said the left, not all sides from last thursday! Fukkin' Opera's getting worse shakes than Michael J. Fox on meth --In Before Blood ^Shard - _Life 03:07, 27 June 2008 (CDT)

I don't like the new advertisements at the top and bottom of all the pages, especially the "beeping" ones. They're just as shitty as the ones on MySpace. - Bringer of BAWWWWWW 23:51, 27 June 2008 (CDT)

• It's a necessary evil when people don't donate. If everybody that came to ED gave a dollar, we'd be set for a long time. Red ☭ Mystery 23:53, 27 June 2008 (CDT)
  • Can’t you just squeeze all three advertisements onto the left? There’s no requirement on where they have to be located, is there? And put them below the toolbox, not above. The top and bottom advertisements could be turned sideways or something. — Grawp 01:54, 28 June 2008 (CDT)
    • Go the way of the *chans, and at least offer good and lulzy ones, like porn links, or selling your soul to Google, instead of being it's enemy. Who knows, those G-lined pages may mysteriously be unblocked, when you make money for the Google --In Before Blood ^Shard - _Life 02:53, 28 June 2008 (CDT)

DISREGARD THAT

I suck cocks. Anononon 00:48, 25 June 2008 (CDT)

LOL JEWS

Epic IRL trolling of batshit nazi-Frog Sarkozy (he hates Jews so much his mere presence makes them self-pwn) by yet another insane Heeb: I'd still like to do his missus up the harris though, innit?

CrakHoar 06:13, 25 June 2008 (CDT)

• CrakHoar you are doing it wrong. The fuzzboy shot himself to protest Sarkozy's self-identification as Jewish; Sarkozy's Jewish side is from his mama but through her papa so Sarkozy breaks the rules. The self-pwning just shows how very srsly this is taken.VandalFucker 07:05, 25 June 2008 (CDT)

• I'd heard he was racist so assumed he hated kikes, I've done a bit of research and it turns out he just niggers. Which is typically French of him. CrakHoar 08:10, 25 June 2008 (CDT)
  • Do moar and see pre-election articles: lots of references to his maternal granpappy by whom he was actualy brought up pre-election, but nothing about his maternal granpappy's background and fanatical beliefs ('cept he came from Greece). Hey, they don't wanna scare the voters away from what was required (Sarkozy) to fuck up Western Euro.'s prev. relative balance on mid-East stuff. After his election grandpappy's background meant the NYT, Murdoch and all the other media-magnate cunts couldn't resist a few articles of kike triumphalism that spelt out the connection and were reprinted all over the place. That is already too much for TJC I think, I do have a comment on the blog complex you mention but will take it on your discussion page.

Anyway, nice post about a very strange incident that seems to be getting no mass-med. coverage.VandalFucker 07:30, 26 June 2008 (CDT)

SUP ED

Updates pls ^_____^;;;;;; --Sheneequa • Talk 22:11, 25 June 2008 (CDT)

• Hey Shene, great to see you. How have you been? Have you been watching the admins list or do I need to fill you in on the bots? Red ☭ Mystery 22:13, 25 June 2008 (CDT)
  • Is that a commie gimmick? Way to troll the 1950s dood. And ya fill in pls, irc has been rightfully killed, no? --Sheneequa • Talk 22:16, 25 June 2008 (CDT)

• Our two automated members of the sysop team: User:MysteryBot and User:SecurityBot; soon to be joined by User:NewsBot when I get the kinks worked out. Generally speaking, things have been quiet since you were last on site, but we've got some great new people in the sysop ranks. If you don't know any of them, I'll introduce you. No real policy changes other than the YouTube improvement drive (led by DCY) and the DeviantART improvement drive (led by Endedrural) and we're going to be progressively locking most of the template namespace due to extreme vandalism. We have started switching to a portal-based presentation of information. You can read up on the program at ED:PORTALS to see our progress. I'm working on a generic portal template that will let us speed up the process. P.S. Blame tfo for the new signature. Red ☭ Mystery 22:22, 25 June 2008 (CDT)

• • • • wait, using : to indent? That's what they do on TOW. Has everyone fallen or just you? --Sheneequa • Talk 22:25, 25 June 2008 (CDT)

lol there's a display bug on IE where it fucks up all the little list symbols if you go over three asterisks. Out of all the fascinating things in the post, you focus on my indenting :( Red ☭ Mystery 22:26, 25 June 2008 (CDT)

• Have I been gone that long? You know me.
  • PS in the absence of irc what is the community cesspit now? --Sheneequa • Talk 22:35, 25 June 2008 (CDT)

• If you shoot a mail to the list (or me, whatever), I can fill you in on that. Red ☭ Mystery 22:36, 25 June 2008 (CDT)

• • • SHENIGGER! I missed you homeslice. The remnants of the community cesspit are currently on NeoLobsters server irc.dongescrow.com #dongescrow --Drunkenlazybastard 12:47, 26 June 2008 (CDT)
      • • • • You are a nigger with GRIDS. Also, you were sorely missed...like how I miss my herpes sores in between outbreaks.

--m • s • 02:11, 28 June 2008 (CDT)

Burntpickle

I did the leg-work on an article for him, he's fully doxed on their dropped into pastebin -- someone who actually knows this scrotum bag should go put some content in or make something up (I'm not in a "creation of lulz" mood atm. dr3k 17:36, 26 June 2008 (CDT)

BUY CURTAINS! GET DOG! RUN FOR LIFE!

ED WILL FUCKING HACK YOU!! CRUISE CONTROL EVERYWERE ETC ETC What in the hell. Seriously. Roma Ynimos 01:58, 28 June 2008 (CD

• Copypasta from Google:

What is the current listing status for antivirus-scanonline.com/?

   Site is listed as suspicious - visiting this web site may harm your computer.
   Part of this site was listed for suspicious activity 1 time(s) over the past 90 days.

What happened when Google visited this site?

   Of the 111 pages we tested on the site over the past 90 days, 0 page(s) resulted in malicious software being downloaded and installed without user consent. The last time Google visited this site was on 06/27/2008, and suspicious content was never found on this site within the past 90 days.
   Malicious software includes 7 trojan(s). Successful infection resulted in an average of 0 new processes on the target machine.

Has this site acted as an intermediary resulting in further distribution of malware?

   Over the past 90 days, antivirus-scanonline.com/ appeared to function as an intermediary for the infection of 34 site(s) including clandestinogay.com, srchtop.com, taxreturnnews.com.

Has this site hosted malware?

   Yes, this site has hosted malicious software over the past 90 days. It infected 5249 domain(s), including aol.fr, aol.de, americaonline.com.mx.

How did this happen?

   In some cases, third parties can add malicious code to legitimate sites, which would cause us to show the warning message.

Next steps:

   * Return to the previous page.
   * If you are the owner of this web site, you can request a review of your site using Google Webmaster Tools. More information about the review process is available in Google's Webmaster Help Center.

ROMA BACK IN: Encyclopediadramatica.co, very clever you hackers on steroids. Luckily I have some seriously wtf stuff sitting between my interbutts and my computer. :B Roma Ynimos 02:01, 28 June 2008 (CDT)

• It’s probably just the stupid advertisements. Don’t click on or hover your cursor over the advertisements, faggot. — Grawp 02:06, 28 June 2008 (CDT)
  • Wikipedia believes that was a link to the limecat article. Roma Ynimos 02:09, 28 June 2008 (CDT)

WHAT THE HELL WHEN I GO TO THIS OTHER SITE AND CHANGE THE ADDRESS BAR BEFORE MAKING A SCREENSHOT THESE LINES AND BOXES AND THE WORD "WHAT" APPEAR ON THE IMAGE WHAT AM I DOING WRONG HERE? h64

Many must have seen it

but this is srsly horrid! Worth handling as Shock pics!

VandalFucker 09:07, 28 June 2008 (CDT)

Browser for Aspies

People using Asperger's as an excuse for stupid behaviour should gtfo or use a special browser especially for them; srsly, look at the home page it will make you feel like vomiting! A bit of crap on it here.VandalFucker 09:22, 28 June 2008 (CDT)

coheedcambria here

i just commited complete ownage on drmaier's youtube page, major lulz ensues in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, lololololololol. i then proceeded to create a little article on just what drmaier is and how she should be stopped. why? because aspies are EFG's in real life.—The preceding comment was added by Coheedcambria, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Whaaat.

My super awesome page got deleted. Well, the better chunk of it. Why would that be?—The preceding comment was added by Lunaquois, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

• Because it totally sucked.VandalFucker 10:07, 29 June 2008 (CDT)

ATTENTION FGTS

Would anyone care to throw in his/her two cents on June's "This Month in Lulz?" It's going to be Article of the Now'ed for tomorrow and Monday. I was going to add in two new sections; one for new memes and one for other good new articles that weren't mentioned prior due to not having important/current stories behind them.

For the memes, so far I plan on adding:

• CAPS EAGLE
• Sewer Horse
• I am aware of all internet traditions
• Advice Dog

And for other good new articles:

• Billy Mays
• Giant isopods
• Scientology Agents
• Open diary
• Wrestlecrap
• Spore

I'm sure there's more I can add, so if anyone has any thoughts, please speak up. Also, we need a pic to accompany the main page description. There's this pic that PieAreSquare made earlier this month. It's well made and funny, but kind of off topic. If anyone wants like making a replacement, feel free to do so. I'll be on for a while tonight, so if you have any questions/comments/concerns, just let me know. ~ endedrural _(talk) 03:33, 28 June 2009 (CDT)

It looks pretty good, but I can't help but thinking this wasn't the 'lulziest' month to start this. I'm sure April and May had better things going on in them. Nothing in today's article is as interesting (to me) as, say, the Urban Rose drama or Josef Fritzl.--OhLawdIsDatSum 04:39, 29 June 2008 (CDT)

Futs

this game fucking sucks and is the worst mmorpg ive ever been 2 fucking noobs —The preceding comment was added by lunaquois, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Lol fail. --Drunkenlazybastard 12:40, 30 June 2008 (CDT)

Ebon Lupus deleted his article.

HOW FUCKING DARE ANY OF YOU TROLL HIM AFTER ALL HE'S BEEN THROUGH! HE LOVES HIS WOLFS HE GOT BANNED FROM DEVIANTART HE HAS THREE FUCKING DOGS AND NOW HE'S BEING TROLLED ON YOUTUBE AND ALL YOU PEOPLE CARE ABOUT IS DRAMA AND MAKING LULZ OFF OF HIM! HE'S A WOLF!!!

What you don't realize is that Ebon Lupus is making you all this lulz and all you do is write a bunch of CRAP about him! He hasn't posted on Deviant Art or Fur Affinity in YEARS. He deleted his article on the ED for a reason because all you ED'ers want is MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR!!! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!

Please....leave him alone. Just let him fuck his dogs in peace.--Xenicus 00:29, 1 July 2008 (CDT)

• What? --lateral ^|talk| 01:12, 1 July 2008 (CDT)
  • Retard, it's a Chris Crocker joke. EveryoneHatesYourMom 11:40, 1 July 2008 (CDT)

I smell the first epic article of the month, if it's not a sock. --In Before Blood ^Shard - _Life 06:41, 1 July 2008 (CDT) .

Lol, more Wikipedophiles

Read this WR thread for the surrounding drama. Most websites which allow user contributions have 13 as a minimum age per US law, funny how Wikipedia doesn't.--OhLawdIsDatSum 14:36, 1 July 2008 (CDT)

Just read the whole thing. Alison really, really gets her panties in a twist there.--OhLawdIsDatSum 15:21, 1 July 2008 (CDT)

Do we even have an article about this wiki?

[1] --OhLawdIsDatSum 06:20, 2 July 2008 (CDT)

• Shit, you know what, I don't think we do. We definitely should though, as it's a planning hub for raids and the like, and is actually pretty important. I'll get on that soon if nobody else will. ~ endedrural _(talk) 18:39, 2 July 2009 (CDT)

Cyndilovespiccolo

I forget if we've front paged this article in the past. Anyone know? The stupid whore or her fans have been persistently vandalizing it over the past few days and I want to shove it in their face. --Drunkenlazybastard 13:34, 2 July 2008 (CDT)

• I promised the author I'd front page it for the next open slot last night. Thanks for reminding me, I'll do it now. Red ☭ Mystery 14:40, 2 July 2008 (CDT)

• It's a great article. --Magma 10:09, 3 July 2008 (CDT)

Rangerphiles

As someone is butthurt enough to delete the mousefuckers article about 20 times a day (sometimes it's blank for up to 4 whole minutes!) is it possible to have a semi-permanent front page link/banner to it? For increased lulz? CrakHoar 09:19, 3 July 2008 (CDT)

• No, but I'm also going to feature article Ray Jones in about a week. Red ☭ Mystery 09:53, 3 July 2008 (CDT)

In Lulz News

New Zealander sells soul OTI.

Brit sells life (including friends) on eBay.

We could use an article on this phenom. There was the guy who sold his forehead so it could be tattooed for a Snore Store ad as did a women who GoldenPalace.com scooped up. Plus: wimpier version of the above Britfag.

--m • s • 13:19, 3 July 2008 (CDT)

Strange Coincidence with Wikipedo Surnames

We all know MBisanz and Erik Möller are typical Wikipedia admins - one's a 22-year-old who looks about 50 and involves himself with some rather serious business; the other is just a fucking pedophile. But get this article! [2] Gero Bisanz is a German soccer coach... little bit of TL;DR... being followed by Erich Rutemöller. LOL WUT!--OhLawdIsDatSum 16:48, 3 July 2008 (CDT)

Template:Clippit

^^ Learn it, use it, fap with it. Tfo_{Talk to me}^{Listen to me.} 17:51, 3 July 2008 (CDT)

YouTube Lawsuit, Personal Information

Judge Orders YouTube to Give All User Histories to Viacom - Long story short, Google has to provide Viacom with the account and IP info on every single video that has ever been watched on YouTube, as well as copies of every single video that YouTube has removed from their service for any reason. Is anyone more familiar with the situation than what's in this article who could add to the YouTube article? Red ☭ Mystery 18:07, 3 July 2008 (CDT)

• Wait, really? Wow, this is going to be fun. I'mma start lurking moar nao. --In Before Blood ^Shard - _Life 19:11, 3 July 2008 (CDT)

Video of the Now

Jewtube unfortunately deleted the original. God bless the media though for doing a story that shows the video.

Also, this. --Φιλαστερ 20:55, 3 July 2008 (CDT)

Fucking NEWFAGS

LULZ@Secret culture. HA HA HA HAAA HAAA. Newfag. CrakHoar 12:57, 4 July 2008 (CDT)

• Old news. They've been saying it for years, and as you can see, the thread you screenshot only gets stale replies now. Ritegroic 13:01, 4 July 2008 (CDT)

• Srsly old meme. ED was created something like 5 months after 4chan, and until the last few years didn't have very much *chan content. People who now would be considered 'oldfags' were the people who started adding all the 4chan memes on here back in the day. --Drunkenlazybastard 13:04, 4 July 2008 (CDT)

• • The best "is the cancer" stuff I've seen is saying something like "everyone rude on /b/ is cancer", basically that 99% of everyone on /b/ is their own cancer. Ritegroic 14:51, 4 July 2008 (CDT)

55chan article

There is some fag reverting the 55chan page. Can you guys take care of that?

He is probably an ex-moderator of the site banned for being an attention-whore who basically made the ED page about himself (as if anybody cared), and started reverting the page when new content was introduced and organized and the faggotry was removed. As the good faggot that he is, as you read this message, he will probably have reverted once again the changes.

Thanks!

--pedomico

---

The guys is back after 1 day ban. Can you guys permaban him?

Thanks!

Proxy

Someone (user:Ragen) has gone through this article and removed a bunch of sites from the list (and was summarily raeped by a certain friendly robot). I don't know anything about proxies so I can't tell if this is a legitimate culling of ones that no longer function, or random vandalism. Can someone who knows something about them look into it? --Spacey 05:43, 5 July 2008 (CDT)

• I reverted the change. I'm not familiar with all of the ones he removed, but I did recognize a few of them as legitimate sites. Perhaps (if whoever did that is reading this) the correct approach would be to strike out the names or create a new section for currently inactive proxies, as opposed to just deleting them, since things of that nature tend to fluctuate. WM 09:38, 5 July 2008 (CDT)

Bad/good news

[3] [4]

9000 internets if you can spot the coincidence.--OhLawdIsDatSum 08:34, 5 July 2008 (CDT)

• I only clicked the first link but :

“	The Fuhrer was positioned behind a table, which was supposed to prevent visitors posing with the statue - or damaging it	„
—Madame Twoswords

I don't want to ruin my rofl by clicking link two.

BTW...is Calvin Harris a poofter? --m • s • 08:45, 6 July 2008 (CDT)--m • s • 08:45, 6 July 2008 (CDT)

Japanese Template

Thizzlehat Junction Center/Archive26 is part of a series on 日本国	Typical Japanese people. 日本人 Hard Gay • Tomohiro Kato • Otoya Yamaguchi Typical Japanese Culture.　日本の人文 Big Daikon • Anime • Manga • 2chan • Japanese Bug Fights • Shimajiro • Animu Archetypes • Dating sim Typical Japanese Porn.　日本の猥本 Bukkake • Harem Comedy • Hentai • Guro • Pantyshot • shotacon • Lolicon • Yaoi • Yuri

We should have a japanese template, for stuff related to japan. I created a template, what do you think? Please leave comments. --Magma 13:31, 5 July 2008 (CDT)

Could be a fair amount of overlap with azn, but looks good to me. However - and god help you if you don't listen to this - template names are to be and used in all lowercase. WM 13:50, 5 July 2008 (CDT)

• "Fair amount of overlap", no, it is totally redundant. This template

isn't overcrowded. The idea is just weaboou crap, does ED really need another useless template? DO NOT WANT.VandalFucker 08:37, 6 July 2008 (CDT)

• The point with a japanese template is to collect the Japanese stuff. Japan is a big producer of sick stuff on the internet. the AZN template is full of non japanese stuff, like american weaboos and wapanese idiots. The template cleary says: 日本国, 日本 means "Japan", and 国 is the kanji for country. --Magma 14:50, 6 July 2008 (CDT)
  • Well why don't you collect some of it and write about it instead of making a fucking useless template to show off your 日本国, 日本 means "Japan", and 国 is the kanji for country ウイーボウ .VandalFucker 06:07, 7 July 2008 (CDT)

This guy needs an article

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Long_term_abuse/Madman_C

Calling All Dutchspeaking fags

I need a translation of shit. Here and here. Apparently some Belgian was annoyed at his slob neighbors, and asked a forum what to do about it. They said it could only be purified with fire and the crazy fucker proceeded to set the house on fire. lul --Drunkenlazybastard 03:31, 6 July 2008 (CDT)

Clippy Faggotry

User:Lljosemll I'd ban you for this but since I'm plowed on rum and GHB I've not rofled so hard since the last time I rofled at anything. Keep up the good work young Jedi. --m • s • 08:52, 6 July 2008 (CDT)

Admin Plz

Special:Contributions/74_-_8 is just asking to be raped --V'iLLiN 04:30, 7 July 2008 (CDT)

A bat stuck between a girl's huge tits

God damn, she has 34FF breasts. Why can she not be mine? Big huge tits are the best, at least in my opinion.

Newslinks with pics - [5] [6] [7].

--OhLawdIsDatSum 06:24, 9 July 2008 (CDT)

Needs moar article. I might write one later today.--OhLawdIsDatSum 11:22, 9 July 2008 (CDT)

Done.--OhLawdIsDatSum 14:46, 9 July 2008 (CDT)

Down's Syndrome Dolls

LOL --Dr. Strangelurk 19:18, 9 July 2008 (CDT)

dsfsdWH

it doesnt matter that it sucked (pisoga) you fucking took off the content because they complained about it

EVERYONE ON PISOGA IS AN ASPIE

23:43, 9 July 2008 (CDT)Skwisgaar 23:43, 9 July 2008 (CDT)Lunaquois

Gerard Way death hoax

There's a hoax perpetrated by 4chan right now that Gerard Way, singer of MCR, died today in a car crash. It's on Digg, etc. Also see the bottom of this page.--OhLawdIsDatSum 16:15, 10 July 2008 (CDT)

• Yeah, he died right efter Will Smith died for the third time this week. Lets hope at least some emos become an hero because of trolling. --Magma 16:24, 10 July 2008 (CDT)
• Goodnight Sweet Prince. --Ritegroic 16:52, 10 July 2008 (CDT)

Moot gives his real name away - Christopher Poole

[8] [9] - fucking hell, TIME magazine. And also talk of selling out to Rupert Murdoch. And he's only 20. He set up 4chan at age 15.--OhLawdIsDatSum 19:04, 10 July 2008 (CDT)

• He's probably trolling. But it's something that we should keep up with and document, regardless. ~ endedrural _(talk) 01:25, 10 July 2009 (CDT)

• How, precisely, could he troll TIME magazine and the Wall Street Journal? Today's not April 1st.--OhLawdIsDatSum 07:20, 11 July 2008 (CDT)

• What kind of beaner is named Chris Poole?

• Christopher Poole, aka CP. m00tle is king of trolling. --Magma 06:56, 13 July 2008 (CDT)

--Submit 16:55, 12 July 2008 (CDT)

Moot should have been underage /b/&. — Grawp 17:11, 17 July 2008 (CDT)

Butthurt Toolfags

Could you allocate some vespene gas and get some blackup watching the Tool page? I'm watching it, but there are just too many toolfags. If you read the discussion page, you'll see what the problem is. Juggerbot 21:25, 10 July 2008 (CDT)

No Internets but Dis Irresiztubble

OMFG no fried chicken at deh hysteric convenshun!!1!VandalFucker 07:21, 11 July 2008 (CDT)

Also No Internets but Wild & Lulzy

"Sergeant Bill" poses as a narc! Those with taste in teh movies & stuff will get deh ref.VandalFucker 07:25, 11 July 2008 (CDT)

/b/tards did Google Swastika Day

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/webscout/2008/07/swastika-tops-g.html

--Submit 16:50, 12 July 2008 (CDT)

On page two it says, "It may bear mentioning that Google Trends team members are based in Tel Aviv, Israel". Jews are in control of google? Ritegroic 17:34, 12 July 2008 (CDT)

• The blog's comments are turning into a lollercaust. Stay tuned. --m • s • 00:25, 13 July 2008 (CDT)

Big JewTube is Watching You

http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/la-ed-youtube10-2008jul10,0,6013272.story

tl;dr: YT is in ur viewing habits, loggin ur IPs.

--Submit 16:54, 12 July 2008 (CDT)

Old old is old. Anononononononononononononon 12:15, 18 July 2008 (CDT)

Google Takes on Second Life

http://www.lively.com/html/landing.html --Submit 16:59, 12 July 2008 (CDT)

We need an article on this

I know ED is an English language website, but we cannot - we cannot - have Wikipedia outdoing us on internet culture, even if it is in Russian.--OhLawdIsDatSum 04:24, 13 July 2008 (CDT)

Scilon BAAAWWWWWWWWWW

The Sociopathic Intentions of Anonymous --| »⇔«¿ 10:42, 14 July 2008 (CDT)

Name my fish

--OhLawdIsDatSum 17:08, 14 July 2008 (CDT)

Well, it's not MY fish, but you know what I mean.--OhLawdIsDatSum 17:09, 14 July 2008 (CDT)

What the hell is this forced meme, "feels good man"?

People are now saying "feels good man" as a form of chanspeak in threads without this image. Strange, anyone care to explain what's going on? If anyone could care to clarify, we could create a page for it.--OhLawdIsDatSum 07:07, 15 July 2008 (CDT)

• The meme is from some comic (probably by some aspie) about a frog type thing taking a piss with his pants all the way down. Some dog-type thing walks in and goes batshit. The last panel is the wierd ass dog-thing asking him, "Dude, you piss with your pants down?" or something like that when the frog whatever replies "feels good man". I didn't save the original comic because it honestly wasn't that funny, even in the lulzy sense. Anononononononononononononon 12:15, 18 July 2008 (CDT)

• Thanks. You know, I think it needs a page. Someone else can write it, or I will if I find more info and no one else has done so already. I also think Frog could use being made into a disambiguation page (I have my own idea of how it will look, but that requires a few moar articles relating to frogs that are internet relevant to be written - I know exactly which articles these are. It's more than just Battletoads).--OhLawdIsDatSum 15:56, 15 July 2008 (CDT)

Op to party

Could someone please delete this page with a missing but essential space: BoingBoing vs VioletBlue: Strap-on Smackdown!‎. I have to continue my adventures.PatrickBateman 08:13, 15 July 2008 (CDT)

• I agree. Mods plz delete. I already covered the drama in an update on the Violet Blue page, and someone else referenced it for Boing Boing. More importantly, it is a crap article and delivers zero lulz. No structure and no pictures, but a shitload of unfunny references and tl;dr. It's just an abortion vomited forth in the same style as the Chanology news reports. Besides, who the fuck would ever search for or find an article named "BoingBoing vs Violet Blue: Strap-on Smackdown!," i.e. "Flagrant Declaration of Homosexuality: This Editor Sucks Cocks!" Drag this piece of shit in the street and shoot it in the head. Tablechair 21:54, 15 July 2008 (CDT)
  • You are a narcissistic idiot whose socks could never work with your waistcoat and exhibit a bad case of unwarranted self importance. Have I ever told you about the greatness of Whitney Houston?PatrickBateman 04:02, 16 July 2008 (CDT)
    • I do think it's pretty hilarious that you cosplay fictional characters, though I wasn't aware that American Psycho was also an animu. In an ironic note to all the fashion faggotry that you insist on throwing around, you should probably know that it was a joke slipped in by the author. Most people would read the obsessive descriptions of his wardrobe and imagine him as some kind of style icon, but anyone actually familiar with dressing themselves would realize that those garish combinations would make the wearer look a complete and total clown. Don't you get it, fanboy? "Your" socks NEVER work with your waistcoat. Tablechair 11:18, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

From the Sysops: Featured Articles, TMIL

1. Do you have a favorite (internet relevant) article that hasn't been featured within the past six months? There are several gaps in my planned schedule and I wanted to get some input from people.
2. It's almost time for this month's This Month In Lulz. Currently, this month is actually less funny than last month. Who thought that was possible? If you know of something funny that has happened on the internet that isn't listed on Encyclopedia Dramatica:This Month In Lulz/July 2008, just dump it on the list along with the date and we'll clean it up and elaborate later.

Thanks from the sysops. WM 10:31, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

As I stated at Encyclopedia Dramatica talk:This Month In Lulz, I never really thought TMIL was ever a good idea for ED. Featured articles? It's not quite epic lulz, but with the constant harassment of NawlinWiki and the fact that it's one of the better articles about Wikipedians, we should feature that. If you feature it, I'll probably make improvements and add more lulz/trolling of NawlinWiki.--OhLawdIsDatSum 11:22, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

Seriously, I think we could quite easily feature the NawlinWiki article. But if you do I'll probably expand on the content a bit.--OhLawdIsDatSum 11:34, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

Content expanded. Article is now better than it was.--OhLawdIsDatSum 13:00, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

• I love the article. For anyone else reading this, it's front paged for the 26th and 27th. I need one more good article for this month, then I can start queueing stuff up for August. Is there going to be another Chanology raid that I need to reserve space for? WM 13:17, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

Sometimes it's good to dip into the classics. I for one nominate I_go_chop_your_dollar. I'm going to front page the video for the song in about a week in any case. I don't think this great article has got any love in a long time. --Drunkenlazybastard 19:10, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

PZ Meyers

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/

Why doesn't this lulbat have a page yet? His trolling earned him death threats from the Spanish e-Inquisition last thursday. Cybersyn 13:21, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

Clarification: A friend of his swiped a communion wafer that had been consecrated in a Catholic Church, and he made a blog post about holding it hostage. Hilarity ensued.

• I remember him getting into that Ben Stein movie while they kicked out Dawkins, but I didn't know he was involved in the communion wafer scandal. Feel free to work up a page on him, just make sure it's not crap. --kh/ what 13:35, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

Here's something

http://www.tipking.co.uk/tip/6569.html

I think it's trolling with fake comment replies, but I could be wrong. Ritegroic 17:33, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

Compromised Wikipedia admin accounts

To whoever is doing this and this, PLEASE E-MAIL ME THEIR PASSWORDS BEFORE YOU STUPIDLY HAVE THEM BLOCKED! — Grawp 17:54, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

OH FUCK!!! --Drunkenlazybastard 17:54, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

What the fuck is going on there? That's pretty cool.--OhLawdIsDatSum 10:41, 17 July 2008 (CDT)

It's funny to see inactive admins' accounts get hacked, but these admin accounts should have been given to Grawp. What a waste.--OhLawdIsDatSum 10:49, 17 July 2008 (CDT)

Anonymous in Maxim - August 2008

Yeah, that's right. /b/ will die from the influx of even more cancer.

http://img134.imageshack.us/my.php?image=maxim1zn8.png

http://img296.imageshack.us/my.php?image=maxim2gu6.png

http://img296.imageshack.us/my.php?image=maxim3hp3.png

http://img296.imageshack.us/my.php?image=maxim4ez0.png

http://img118.imageshack.us/my.php?image=maxim5vh6.png

This needs an article NAO.

• It's not a bad article actually, and /b/ is already fucking dead. --Spacey 10:03, 17 July 2008 (CDT)

• I agree, someone needs to write it. And I'm already writing a new article every other day at the current rate.--OhLawdIsDatSum 12:31, 17 July 2008 (CDT)

• The King is dead! Long live the King! lol not really. --lateral ^|talk| 20:57, 18 July 2008 (CDT)

Fox: Jackson used N-word in crude off-air remarks

loooool [10] WM 19:28, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

Chris Hansen win

Image:Pedowin.jpg Have fun --Anоnymous 21:13, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

Fail. Malik8U 21:21, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

[11] Faggot. --Anоnymous 21:24, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

. Malik8U 21:30, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

Monster Page Raping Faggot

Monster sock puppet invasion by a guy with a load of account names using 3 digit numbers (313, 718 etc), he/she/it/nigger is raping pages with one of Grawp's templates. I'm guessing it's the Avril Lavigne guy again (PROTIP: Only pedos think Avril is hot, she looks like a 12 year old). Soz about recent changes spam, I'm doing it wrong. Crakwhrrr 05:10, 17 July 2008 (CDT)

• It happens. It's what I came up with Rollback+ for. He can spend as many hours a day vandalizing as he'd like, because SecurityBot can undo all of it with about 30 seconds of work from a sysop. WM 09:15, 17 July 2008 (CDT)
  • I saw this guy too. There's a way to revert those pages if securitybot somehow messes up. Simply try to edit any other page, then input in the page that was trolled. Note: this doesn't work if you have previews turned on all the time. --Todd_McCloud^{\Talk plox} 12:52, 17 July 2008 (CDT)

• I'm not sure what you mean, but I'm interested. Can you give me an example? I can tell SecurityBot to include itself in the list of contributors to revert if it makes a mistake, and then it will also undo whatever revision it did last. All the syntax info is at: User:SecurityBot. I wish I could give trusted users the ability to issue commands as well as sysops, since it seems like SecurityBot was the only sysop on that entire time. WM 12:54, 17 July 2008 (CDT)

• An example of what I mean? Sure. Right now, I'm editing this page, the address being as such:

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Thizzlehat_Junction_Center&action=edit
The bold text you would replace. If, say, Nintendo was messed up to the point of a Grawp-ish like example, just input in Nintendo into the bold. Note: this won't work if you have preview on... because it will block the edit page too if that's the case. I did this once and it worked, and as for last night, yes, there was a lot of mischief. But all threats were pretty much neutralized. Just some crappy pages remain. --Todd_McCloud^{\Talk plox} 13:02, 17 July 2008 (CDT)

• Also, it gets a little hairy with spaces and apostrophes. Using underscores and the %5 for the apostrophe, I think. --Todd_McCloud^{\Talk plox} 13:03, 17 July 2008 (CDT)

• Oh, I see what you mean. The bot uses a special XML interface where the page never gets rendered so it hasn't been an issue. If it gets bad, you can always email me through my user page. I tend to prefer letting the bot doing mass reversions of vandalism 1) because I haven't come up with a good way of figuring out if a page was just vandalized and someone is reverting vandalism and 2) it's super fast. It undid I think 300-350 changes that the guy did last night in about 2 or 3 minutes this morning. If you show the last 500 changes on Recent Changes and go to the bottom, you can see the global rollback in progress. WM 13:08, 17 July 2008 (CDT)

• Ah, alright. I guess I am a bit of an overachiever, or a moron. Both are pretty close anyway --Todd_McCloud^{\Talk plox} 13:25, 17 July 2008 (CDT)

• Or just use Internet Explorer, and the article, discussion, history, and watch tabs will still show over the goatse. — Grawp 17:04, 17 July 2008 (CDT)

Mrs Nesbit's Disney Board

Full of Disney fags using high brow vocab in an attempt to boost their popularity. They have none. worth a look!

http://mrsnesbit.proboards20.com/index.cgi?

DA dumbshit ripe for the raep

http://eclipsaagatashi.deviantart.com/

Defends Cheese1997, can't draw for shit, acts young even for a 13 year old, and can't spell for shit. Trolling is always good, but she hasn't had a formidable run-in with Anon. Anononononononononononononon 12:15, 18 July 2008 (CDT)

• You could say those things about almost any given DA user. Who cares? Is there something exceptional here that maks her lulzy? Way too many of our DA articles are like "lol, he can't draw and is, like, 13 olololol" and are boring as fuck. --Spacey 19:55, 18 July 2008 (CDT)

fuuuuuuuuuuuck

• Some faggot just nominated the ED article on TOW for deletion again. [12] --lateral ^|talk| 21:46, 18 July 2008 (CDT)

• • Bracing self for moar drama and major TOW faggotry. Someone needs to paste http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:ED_in_the_News in there. --Lulzercaust^molest 22:14, 18 July 2008 (CDT)

• • • Lol, 'speedily kept'.--OhLawdIsDatSum 08:44, 19 July 2008 (CDT)
    • Anyone want to create an article on the nominator Alexfusco5? He's a typical wikipedo, spends his life on recent changes, signing guest books and 'secret user pages', typical teenaged user.--Lulzercaust^molest 12:58, 19 July 2008 (CDT)
      • I would create it, but it's a case of "TL;DW" (too lazy, didn't write). Maybe if I'm bored.--OhLawdIsDatSum 15:19, 19 July 2008 (CDT)

• Makes you wonder exactly what his butthurt is. Maybe Grawp will tactfully inquire? Interesting to note he didn't really stick around to defend his proposal.--Fdl 08:48, 21 July 2008 (CDT)

Could someone please delete Tropius?

It is full of fail and shit, plz to be deleting kthxbai ~050294

Article request, full of lulz

I'm not good at the actual article creation, but this is total lulz worthy. This guy Rakaithwei actually BELIEVES he is a Predator. He hangs out on CBUB where he yells at anyone who even gets one obscure bit of info on Predator wrong. He then screams he ISNT a famboy, yet his DA and Youtube stuff show otherwise. Check out the links: [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18]

Kaiju2 04:42, 20 July 2008 (CDT)

Should we have an article on this?

Not directly internet relevant, but it is lulz. I would love to get my penis sucked by several different females at the same time. That would be the best, and it would also be lulzy if it left a rainbow mark. Does anyone know if there is porn of this idea? (Answer: Yes.) Anything involving multiple women having sex with just one guy who I imagine to be myself generally appeals to me.--OhLawdIsDatSum 11:33, 20 July 2008 (CDT)

That was the best I could find. I don't care much for small, skinny azn women much to be honest.--OhLawdIsDatSum 11:40, 20 July 2008 (CDT)

This needs moar article

I don't know the story behind this image (I don't even have a name), but what I do need to know is why it doesn't have an ED article and when one is going to be written. Sometimes, memes just get missed and nobody bothers writing an article. Also, why does feels good man not have an article yet? It needs one.--OhLawdIsDatSum 12:09, 20 July 2008 (CDT)

• I remember a bunch of shoops with him. Not sure if they were from an article here or whether I was just recalling them from a /b/ thread... did he have a agreed-on name? --Spacey 23:16, 20 July 2008 (CDT)

• Not that I recall. I remember he was, like, standing next to a coffin or something. I'm trying to help out at ED:NEEDED, because my speciality here is finding internet relevant and lulzworthy topics that need articles written about them, as well as working on improving existing articles with pics, text and relevant links, and improving articles to the point where they can be featured on the main page, as I did with NawlinWiki recently.--OhLawdIsDatSum 15:39, 21 July 2008 (CDT)

This needs moar article too...

One picture + one category + zero text does not an article make.--Fdl 08:42, 21 July 2008 (CDT)