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Article Drive

Dear ED, I am bored. Thus, I think it's time for another article drive. I don't care if it's an article that should cover more drama or a meme that should read a lot better or an article which hasn't been written yet, but let's get something feature quality. --Sheneequa • Talk 17:10, 2 October 2007 (CDT)

  • for some weird reason i was considering writing an article on trappaning? dont know why

◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 19:43, 2 October 2007 (CDT)

Trepanation

Putting ED page back up on wikipedia

Effort to re-instate the ED page on wikipedia? [1]

They are asking for a draft version first, Yes/No on this?, Adjective Noun 12:15, 3 October 2007 (CDT)

  • Do what you like. We have been mentioned on MSNBC and CNN and have an alexarank thousands of ranks higher than Uncyclopedia. Somewhere there is an old page of us being referenced in various sources by Fuckface but I don't know where it is. Try his contributions or something. But yeah since then our rank has climbed tremendously as well as being mentioned in the Wallstreet Journal online and other sources. However, the arbcom and the site in general will find excuses of why Uncyclopedia is more notable than ED. And why they have an article on every minor homestarrunner character yet not having one on a site with many more visitors than that whole site. --Sheneequa • Talk 15:59, 3 October 2007 (CDT)

The page by Fuckface is ED:PRESS (saw it in early daze here, too, and forgot where it was). Agent of teh Cabal 09:21, 4 October 2007 (CDT)

Currently:

--Image:Schwarzesonne.gif| »⇔«¿ 16:23, 3 October 2007 (CDT)

    • E.E.U.U = EE.UU. in the Spanish one. Pass that on to whomever edits TOW. Salambo 20:29, 5 October 2007 (CDT)
  • It will never work. They hate ED so much, they don't even follow their own core TOW rules regarding it.^^ 21:43, 8 October 2007 (CDT)

FlaggedRevs

http://wikixp.org/qa

--Htr 02:08, 4 October 2007 (CDT)

NEW TARGET SIGHTED

likely to produce extreme lulz http://www.youtube.com/user/CuntFuckBitch

she already has an article, but we need to put more in it, and troll the fuck out of her. she could produce extreme lulz.-BURK

Dylan_Tnga

Alright, so this article has all the potential to be featured on front page and all that. The obvious problem is that it looks like shit. Terrible arranging of images, it stops being wikified at some point in the article... So if someone can fix it we'll have a front page quality article with A+ drama. Volunteers? --Sheneequa • Talk 21:37, 4 October 2007 (CDT)

  • I will fuck with this over the weekend forsure times 5 or so for top drama. This Sunday at the latest. -=- Phobos

Can this be added to RIAA, or music theft in some way?

http://money.aol.com/news/articles/ar/_a/woman-owes-220000-for-sharing-files/20071004195309990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001

woman gets irl banhammer from judge saying she must pay 220,000 monies for downloading some queen. A RAPE SPIDER APPROACHES! 14:28, 5 October 2007 (CDT)

  • yes i saw that - with the all Worldwide Media coverage - she should prob get her own article... i think?
  • linking more concise to the point article is better than one long big article on the same subject i think (?) more manageable too.

◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 14:40, 5 October 2007 (CDT)

I'm currently cooking up an article on the end of the music biz as we know it. Well...I was before I got distracted by something shiny. I'll get back on it and include this along with the RIAA, WEB SHERIFF et al.

--Image:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifOldDirtyMudkipsImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gif 21:03, 6 October 2007 (CDT)

User:&

How the fuck is anyone supposed to look at his contributions or even look at his user and talk pages?^^ 17:28, 5 October 2007 (CDT)

Fuck, the only way to see his user page is with the gay URL version (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=User:%26). Still can't see contribs, though.^^ 17:43, 5 October 2007 (CDT)

--҉ 12:31, 6 October 2007 (CDT)

Alright, I want my name to be changed to User:+. Can someone do that for me?^^ 23:37, 6 October 2007 (CDT)

Oral business

'ello.

Being a noob, I sent this to pokchu:

Hello, sir. I would love to see this:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071006/ap_on_re_us/oral_roberts_scandal

become a delicious ED article. If an “Oral” millionaire Okie pedo fundie preacher wife isn’t article-of-teh-now lulzworthy, I don’t want to laugh.

I can understand your being too busy; I was hoping you might know another ED user who would be up to the task. Thank you for your time.

Yours in christ,

Raging symian


Turns out he is too busy to take it on himself, so he suggested I bring it here.

--Raging symian 12:44, 6 October 2007 (CDT)

  • i'll take a took at it, no promises but seems like the kinda thing i do here.

◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 13:07, 6 October 2007 (CDT)


Suh-weed!

Methinks there'll be a goldmine of Roberts & wifey gimme-gimme-gimme vids on jootube (planting "seeds" they call it).

There's that funny one with Pat Robertson or somebody laying hands on old Roberts' back...

Also, Ned Flanders is an ORU grad (well, until Homer stole his diploma). As are Ted Haggard and Kathie Lee Gifford (accordion to TOW, anyway).

Rumours abound in Tulsa about the parties and pervy sex that go on in teh strictly segregated dorms of this Fundie Harvard, where parents send their offspring (for $30K/yr) in blissfull knowledge that none of the usual collegiate debauchery will take place. Perhaps FecesBook would have something on that.

"Chapel service" is mandatory for all students. Again, basically parents sending their spoiled suburban brats to concentration camp where they'll make sure they fly right. Guess what happens if you miss? You gotta pay $50! Moar seed!

Christianity is medicine to be taken O RLY, to be sure.

There is a Nazi hair- and dress-code on campus.

Here's an OMG! article about wommyn now being allowed to wear pants:

http://alumniweb.oru.edu/oru%20alumni/right197.html

If you do use that, ZP, I'd save that html before they fukin' bal33t it.

I think this is Roberts in clever disguise at an interreligious conference:

http://www.faithfreedom.org/Gallery/mollah.JPG

I wonder if some photoshoop genius out there wouldn't find a clever way to merge the iconic ORU praying hands and teh beloved goatsecks.

Doin it rong:

http://www.usdat.us/secretary/archives/Wrong_Hands_3126_sm_1.jpg

The campus' 60's space-age design (ALL in gold) might portend connection to Scienscatology.

'praying tower':

http://www.raycummins.com/img/8.Praying_Tower_at_ORU.jpg

http://www.usdat.us/secretary/archives/Tower_3076_sm_1.jpg

teh dorms:

http://www.losttulsa.com/uploaded_images/ORUsmall.jpg

and:

http://www.studentsreview.com/univ_pics/1098_g_1100910644.jpg

moar phallic jewgold (complete with anatomically-correct[2], uneven testes and triangular, manscaped pubis) :

http://www.sunbuiltinc.com/cityplex2.jpg

also built by older Roberts, but phailed at attracting lessees, and was since sold.

Older Roberts lives in Cali, the most gawd-forsaken place on earth, full of fags and....well, fags, anyway. What gives? Is he using ORU coin to compete with Heff by having an even better Playboy Manse?

Strictly anecdotal, but I have it on authorita that "robert" means "dildo" in the Czech language. Possibly other Slavic ones, too.

ORU has a bizjet. But they ain't the Jetsons, just or'l' Roberts-ons.

Speaking of which, "Robertson" would mean "Son of Roberts" in Scatdinavia. No surprise, all rednex inbreed.

In Czechish, Robertson would mean "Son of Dildo", I suppose.


--Raging symian 15:15, 6 October 2007 (CDT)

  • lol, oral. --Sheneequa • Talk 15:41, 6 October 2007 (CDT)
  • stop trying to be funny you aren't funny please die tia --Blargh 15:59, 8 October 2007 (CDT)

AoTN Thatkidparker??

myself and others have cleaned up this article, and with current account closing GF drama would make a good aotn if there are spaces

◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 17:11, 6 October 2007 (CDT)

Image request

How about a girl giving a bj with a lulzing face for DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS? Photoshop or real I don't care but I think this classic article needs an image. --Sheneequa • Talk 20:29, 6 October 2007 (CDT)

  • is that not instaban in sherrodcracy?

◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 20:35, 6 October 2007 (CDT)

Dylan_Tnga

Alright, so this article has all the potential to be featured on front page and all that. The obvious problem is that it looks like shit. Terrible arranging of images, it stops being wikified at some point in the article... So if someone can fix it we'll have a front page quality article with A+ drama. Volunteers? --Sheneequa • Talk 21:37, 4 October 2007 (CDT)

  • I will fuck with this over the weekend forsure times 5 or so for top drama. This Sunday at the latest. -=- Phobos

Seriff Deputy Kills 6 Teenagers in Jealous Rampage

CRANDON, Wis. (Oct. 8) - The residents of a remote northern Wisconsin community struggled to understand Monday how a sheriff's deputy who killed six young people and critically wounded another could have become a law enforcement officer.

Tyler Peterson, 20, was shot to death after opening fire early Sunday on a group of students and recent graduates who had gathered for pizza and movies during their high school's homecoming weekend. Peterson was off-duty from his full-time job as a Forest County deputy sheriff; he also was a part-time Crandon police officer.

David Franz, 36, who lives with his wife two houses from the duplex where the shooting occurred, said it was hard to accept that someone in law enforcement was the gunman.

"The first statement we said to each other was, 'How did he get through the system?'" Franz said. "How do they know somebody's background, especially that young? It is disturbing, to say the least."

Sheriff Keith Van Cleve said he would meet with state Attorney General J.B. Van Hollen on Monday morning to discuss the case.

Crandon Police Chief John Dennee said the investigation would be handled by the state Department of Criminal Investigation because the suspect was a deputy and officer.

Peterson was killed Sunday afternoon, eight miles north of Crandon in the rural town of Argonne, Dennee said.

Crandon Mayor Gary Bradley said Sunday that a sniper killed the suspect, but Van Cleve would not confirm that officers shot him.

The gunman's motive was unclear, but the mother of a 14-year-old victim said the suspect may have been a jealous boyfriend.


The white, two-story duplex where the shooting occurred was about a block from downtown Crandon, a small town located 225 miles north of Milwaukee in an area known for logging and outdoor activities. The victims had gathered for what Dennee described as "a pizza and movie party."

Three of the victims were Crandon High School students, said school Superintendent Richard Peters, and the other three had graduated within the past three years.

The town of about 2,000 people last made headlines in August, when community groups and a soldier helped bring an Iraqi girl to the United States for a cornea transplant. The mayor pleaded Monday for support to help the town begin to heal.

Not sure if its lol, but thought I would post it. A RAPE SPIDER APPROACHES! 09:55, 8 October 2007 (CDT)

  • Tyler Peterson - Weatherman made the article, I found fun and interesting crap (he did it because they called him a "worthless pig") and updated the article. --Aghar  Image:Aghar_hockeydog_signature.gif   18:56, 8 October 2007 (CDT)

Pedo Owned Our Photoshop

  • someone should cover this - i LoL'd
  • "He declined to detail how specialists unblurred the photos."

Image:Owned by photoshop.jpg

holy shit i posted this to /b/ also - they are totally delivering - working on Interpol_Hunt_SwirL-Face now

◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 16:50, 8 October 2007 (CDT)

◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 18:16, 8 October 2007 (CDT)

  • /b/ delivers! --Philaster 18:29, 8 October 2007 (CDT)

{{lulz}} anybody

There should be a {{lulz}} template for funny articles.

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